Wow, I have a classic joke for you today!
DOES A BEAR POOP IN THE WOODS??
I DUNNO, BUT HE SURE POOPED IN MY YARD!!!
BWAR HAR HAR
Okay, maybe you had to be there.
Anyway, some big ole bear took a big ole pooper right by my fenced in yard! The nerve. Now, this is all my territory and I was throwing a huge Sarge tantrum the other night trying to tell my peeps that this insult was happening, but did they listen? Noooooooooo.
They just let that rotten old stinky-crap bear go all kinds of potty on my property. Pttthththt.
So, I can tell you fur sure that a bear does definitely poop in the woods....
and sometimes they just poop any old where they feel like it!
Have a great and funny weekend, my furiends!
Pee S: I got a comment on 5-1-12 from a new furiend named Bella! Bella if you are out there, I tried to click on your profile so I can contact you, but it won't work. I don't know what's wrong, but if you are still reading, please comment again with your blog addy and I'll try to reach you.
Grr and Woof,