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May 05, 2012

Snicker Sat...Does A Bear Poop...


Hey Everyone!
Wow, I have a classic joke for you today! 

DOES A BEAR POOP IN THE WOODS??

I DUNNO, BUT HE SURE POOPED IN MY YARD!!!

BWAR HAR HAR
ahem 
Okay, maybe you had to be there.

Anyway, some big ole bear took a big ole pooper right by my fenced in yard!  The nerve.  Now, this is all my territory and I was throwing a huge Sarge tantrum the other night trying to tell my peeps that this insult was happening, but did they listen?   Noooooooooo.
They just let that rotten old stinky-crap bear go all kinds of potty on my property.   Pttthththt.



So, I can tell you fur sure that a bear does definitely poop in the woods....
and sometimes they just poop any old where they feel like it!
BOL
Have a great and funny weekend, my furiends!

Pee S:  I got a comment on 5-1-12 from a new furiend named Bella!  Bella if you are out there, I tried to click on your profile so I can contact you, but it won't work.  I don't know what's wrong, but if you are still reading, please comment again with your blog addy and I'll try to reach you.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

17 comments:

Finn said...

Wow, that's a lot of poop! Watch where you're stepping!

Roo said...

That's some big bear poop your peeps are gonna get to scoop BOL! Wonder if you just throwin a verbal tantrum scared the crap out of him? ;) Um...did you taste it? Does it taste like kitteh cookies? Just wonderin. One of those would be like a whole pile of kitteh cookies ;P

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HE's BAAAAAAACK... I recognize it.. THAT just has to be the same Bear that Pooped in your FRONT yard. Do you remember when I (Frankie Furter) found the Bear in your yard?

GEEE that is so WRONG.. he should go poop in his OWN Pawt of the Woods.. NOT in YOURS.
PEE S... I am glad he didn't do it in your FENCED AREA. THAT would be REALLY SCARY!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

WOW!!! you should sell that on ebay
Snorts,
Benny & Lily

GOOSE said...

I'm glad it was on the other side of the fence. But still it's just not right. And why didn't the peeps listen to you. My MOM doesn't listen to me sometimes but usually it involves a skunk.
Blessings,
Goose

Jazzi said...

WOW!! Thats one BIG poop!! Funny joke and watch out for that BIG ole bear Sarge!!

wags
Jazzi

Murphy said...

You have bears? Oh my!!

Your friend,

Murphy

chicamom85 said...

Holy Crap that is some big poops!! You need to bash him Sarge or at least arrest him. There must be a law against pooping in someones yard without permission. Good luck


Loveys Sasha

sophie...^5 said...

Bear Poop Holy Poopers that sounds might scary wary....I get upset when the doggies next door at the vet sneak over on my property and let one loose...but if it were a bear...I'd head for dem hills! PS...tanks for dropping by and I explained what I had for breakfast after my walkie!!

Linda said...

Oh that's just so nasty of the bear to do that in your yard.
Hope he don't come back.
Cinnamon

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh My Dog. Sarge, you have bears near your home??? That is so amazing. Sorry about the poop but, we still think wowza! Hope he doesn't visit when you are outside. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

HEY SARGE.... do you suppose there are such thingys as ... BEAR POOP Bags?

I think the bear SHOULD have picked up his/her poops.. don't YOU???

Stewey said...

A bear pooped on your property?
The nerve! You should have cuffed that bear and lead the way to your local jail!
Stewey

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wowzers!!!! That is huge. So we gather bears don't have to abide by the "bag your poop" rules? BOL

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Woos - Phantom,Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
The nerve of that bear!
Aaaand.... did you find a bag big enough to pick it up??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Nola said...

That's a big poop! The nerve!
Dachshund Nola

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! That's HUGE!!! Pooop! Lots of Golden ALOHA n Woofs, Sugar