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October 05, 2011

Traffic Safety...Third Edition...Moving Vehicles

Hey Everyone!
Welcome back to my third session of Traffic Safety.  If you missed the other two, check out Oct 1 and Oct 3.  

So, we all know there are lots of complicated peep rules for driving around.  It can be pretty confusing.
OMD!!!   WTF?!?!?



In addition to all of these crazy signs and lights, there is one really important, basic rule of claw.... DON'T HIT ANYTHING!!!! 

I mean, you hit something and you're destined to talk to a cop followed closely by receiving a ticket.
A few examples of what not to do:

Obviously, this is the village idiot's car!   One ticket for him, courtesy of Sarge,  COP.

Not only should you never bite the hand that feeds you, hitting their house is also a no-no. 
More tickets and reports.

So, Sir, you're telling me that the guardrail jumped out in front of you?   Hmmmm.

So, any of you witnesses care to try explaining this one?

Clearly, this peep was trying to mix their road sports with their water sports.
More tickets!

Parallel parking is really tough.  Maybe try for an open parking lot instead.


The moral of the story is...follow the signs, obey the rules, DON'T HIT ANYTHING
 and I won't have to chase you down in my
snazzy COP-mobile.
I hate paperwork! Hmpfh.

DON'T MISS ALL OF THE OTHER PAWESOME SAFETY WEEK EVENTS!!
Deputy Bert has a Search & Rescue post up every day!
Clerk Mona has a slideshow up on 10-1-11& today & poison plant safety on 10-2-11!
Road Dogs have transport options on 9-14-11(limos), 9-22-11 (buses) and 10-1-11 (cats)!
Chief Investigator Pip posted on identity theft on 10-3-11!
Fire Chief Bucky posted his fire equipment on 10-1-11 & the PARADE is 10-7-11!
Nurse Maggie Mae posted about first aid kits on 10-1-11!
Deputy Zona posted trick or treat costume safety yesterday, today and tomorrow.
I posted other traffic safety info on 10-1-11 & 10-3-11.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP




20 comments:

road-dog-tales said...

Those are some funny pics, Sarge! Thanks for our morning laugh! That first pic looks like a traffic light Christmas tree. Love it!

The Road Dogs

Amber DaWeenie said...

BWHahahahahah.....Ok's, mee nose dis is some serious stuffs, butt.......BWHahahahahahahah anyway!

Frankie Furter said...

BaaaaaaWaaaaaaahhhh I am with Amber... Sorry to LAFF... butt buddy this is darned funny!!!
Peeps can really do some stupid stuffs, can't they???

Schnauzer Days said...

Hi Sarge! Hee hee hee - there are some great photo's there of what NOT to do, you must be worn out writing all those tickets! Hope you're having a great week, Dex and Lou xxx

Benny and Lily said...

Wow you have one big job ahead of you! It's a bunch of mish mash over there. Good luck and thanks for the tips
Benny & Lily

Barbara said...

Man, with all those stupid drivers, you're gonna be busy!

Remington said...

What a GREAT post! Thanks for the smile, my friend!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great post again, Sarge. And don't forget to tell your peeps, no texting while driving:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Berts Blog said...

I love the pictures even though it is sad those humans did NOT obey the laws. I am glad we have you to lead us in protecting our blogville residents.

By the Way, do I get a cool car like that....?

And since I can't leave posts on a lot of other blogs, will you pass on to deputy Zona how much I liked yesterdays costume post....although I told My VIckie I AM NOT WEARING anything but my badge....

Deputy
Bert

scotsmad said...

We'll remember that and try to keep HER on the straight and narrow.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

HoundDogMom said...

That stop light is a little scary. We agree WTH is up with that thing. Thanks for keeping track of all those law breaking citizens. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Mum cracked up with the traffic lights. Thanks for the info Sarge. We like to go for car rides so mum is always careful. See ya. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

sprinkles said...

Those traffic lights cracked me up. I know of one kind of near my school that reminds me a lot of that one. It's not quite as bad but pretty close! bol

kissa-bull said...

tewiffic post as usual and may we ask if we can borrow your snazzy car for tree rat chasing ???

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Asta said...

Sawge
I would hate to be dwagged off to jail fow dwiving incowwectly on my Vespa (even if it would mean seeing you , which would be weally cool)

I twy vewy hawd to obey all the wooles of the woad
thank you fow all that good advice
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Maggie Mae said...

Sarge,

A fun post full of great advice!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Wyatt said...

Sarge,
You sure have been busy writing tickets. You must have the worst drivers in your town...Good thing you are around to keep the streets safe!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Hound Girl said...

those pictures are crazy! thanks for sharing!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Great poastie Sarge. You should see our car, Big Red, she is all abused. We mae Mommy read your post 2 times.

Thanks Buddy for the advice and love your uniform.

PS...Mommy is thinking about doing a post with a test about what flowers and plants are dangerous to all of us.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona & Weenie

Sagira said...

Great informational post for sure. :)