Welcome back to my third session of Traffic Safety. If you missed the other two, check out Oct 1 and Oct 3.
So, we all know there are lots of complicated peep rules for driving around. It can be pretty confusing.
In addition to all of these crazy signs and lights, there is one really important, basic rule of claw.... DON'T HIT ANYTHING!!!!
I mean, you hit something and you're destined to talk to a cop followed closely by receiving a ticket.
A few examples of what not to do:
Obviously, this is the village idiot's car! One ticket for him, courtesy of Sarge, COP.
Not only should you never bite the hand that feeds you, hitting their house is also a no-no.
More tickets and reports.
So, Sir, you're telling me that the guardrail jumped out in front of you? Hmmmm.
So, any of you witnesses care to try explaining this one?
Clearly, this peep was trying to mix their road sports with their water sports.
Parallel parking is really tough. Maybe try for an open parking lot instead.
The moral of the story is...follow the signs, obey the rules, DON'T HIT ANYTHING
and I won't have to chase you down in my
I hate paperwork! Hmpfh.
DON'T MISS ALL OF THE OTHER PAWESOME SAFETY WEEK EVENTS!!
Deputy Bert has a Search & Rescue post up every day!
Clerk Mona has a slideshow up on 10-1-11& today & poison plant safety on 10-2-11!
Road Dogs have transport options on 9-14-11(limos), 9-22-11 (buses) and 10-1-11 (cats)!
Chief Investigator Pip posted on identity theft on 10-3-11!
Fire Chief Bucky posted his fire equipment on 10-1-11 & the PARADE is 10-7-11!
Nurse Maggie Mae posted about first aid kits on 10-1-11!
Deputy Zona posted trick or treat costume safety yesterday, today and tomorrow.
I posted other traffic safety info on 10-1-11 & 10-3-11.
Grr and Woof,