Hey Everyone!
Wow, I have totally had it up to my collar with the local golf course! Grrrrrr they've pushed my buttons one too many time. I am finally gonna throw the (ticket) book at them. They'll be sorry it's Working Wednesday fur sure. BOL
Okay, look out "GOLFER PUTTS", you're about to see some citations.
Now this is the worst! Everytime a golfer slices or dices or whatever it is they do, they belt out a string of profanity that would make my Dad (a sailor) blush. BOL Oh, it happens all the time.
*WHACK* they hit the ball!
*CRACK" their ball hits a poor, defenseless tree!
**&^%$#!$^*)_+(*^ come all the HBO words!
So there! That's my duty for today. I'm going to hand these citations off to Top Cop Bites and have him prepare to serve these tickets to Golfer Putts as soon as he can. Now THAT'S a Working Wednesday. BWAR HAR HAR ahem.
HEY BE SURE TO VISIT OUR NEW and RETURNING FURIENDS!
WE HAVE TWO SUCCESSFUL RECRUIT A PAL FOLKS.
and
CLICK THEIR NAMES TO LINK OVER AND WELCOME THEM TO BLOGVILLE!
Grr and an Official Woof,
Sarge, Police Commissioner
24 comments:
Looks like you have your work cut out for you, Sarge! Have fun, I mean work hard!
Hari OM
.... could be there is a case in the offing for the Court of Common Fleas? Hizzoner would be sure to come up with a fizzler for them!!! Good work today Sarge. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
...my dad said he will not pay my mommas ticket (for cursing and screaming and using HBO words)... I send her over, you can put her in the dog house till I need my lunch tomorrow :o)
easy rider
lets just hope they get the message - crazy golf people are the worse :)
Oh Gosh Bossman Sarge, yous scary when you're cross! I promise I will be a good Princess from now on! (well, maybe!)
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Maybe you can force them to use tennis balls instead of golf balls. Just think about how much fun you would have collecting all these balls. You could throw a big Blogville Tennis Ball Pawty! :)
OMD OMD Sarge those Golfer Guys REALLY have your Hackles Up...
You surely were bizzy writing up those tickets...
Good Job!!!!
You tell'm
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
Maybe I should give them driving lessons????? Angus McConnell
WOOHOO SARGE YOUR VERY HARD WORK HAS PAID OFF WE HAVE TWO RETURNING BLOGGERS....WTG EVERYONE INVOLVED
HEY MY PEEPS HAD A VERY PROFITABLE DAY WALKING TODAY..ON TOP OF FINDING 2 GOLF TEES (NO CLUE WHY THEY WERE IN THE PARKING DECK AT THE MALL) THE PEEPS FOUND A TOTAL OF $11.07. THEY WALK VERY EARLY AND FIGURED THE BULK OF THE MONEY WAS DROPPED LAST NIGHT AS FOLKS HEADED TO THEIR CARS.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Sarge, the Blogville golfers are quaking in their funny looking golfing shoes for sure.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
A couple of years ago the peeps found several golf balls in our big yard. We are no where near a golf course, so no idea where they came from
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Gosh - you really need to get those putters under control - write those tickets!!!
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Yeah, yesterday, I Dui had to jump off the footpath to get out of the way of some speeding golf carts! Totally WRONG! You get 'em, Sarge.
Well...these guys are gonna get and ear full from me, when I serve them..
The Mad Scots
Given how my Mom's Dad sometimes dresses when he goes golfing perhaps there's a citation for that as well. Disorderly Wardrobe, drinking and dressing. . .
Miss DoMeaner (Abby the Lab)
Go get them Sarge.
Your paws must be sore from writing all those tickets! We better pop over to say hello!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Thanks for the shout out Sarge. Those golfer putts are just too annoying. Don't get hit by any of the balls!
What a great job yu are doing Sarge...sounds like you put Golfer Putts in their place!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Crikey Sarge ..... They hit trees with their clubs and use bad words????????????? Just as well it's working Wednesday, aye?? Go nail 'em Sarge!!
Howdy Sarge. Good work mate. We have never understood why peeps play golf especially with all the trouble they can get into. We would never let our mum play cause she might use even more HBO words than usual, sigh. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Sarge, your work is never done. I hope this helps so you don't have to start arresting people. I am so excited to go meet new pals.
Thank you
Loveys Sasha
Gosh - it seems like Golfer Putts might use up ALL the tickets in your violation ticket book....they're messing with the WRONG guy when they irritate the Police Commish!
Hugs, Sammy
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