May 13, 2015

Working Wednesday... Golfer Putts







Hey Everyone!
Wow, I have totally had it up to my collar with the local golf course!    Grrrrrr they've pushed my buttons one too many time.     I am finally gonna throw the (ticket) book at them.   They'll be sorry it's Working Wednesday fur sure.  BOL

Okay, look out "GOLFER PUTTS", you're about to see some citations.






OMD our poor ears!    The constant engines on those crazy golf carts are enough to drive us batty.  BOL   Those golfers can't drive at all.   The squealing and spinning out and burning rubber and screeching brakes.   HOLY MOLY!     What a racket.   




Look out!   They're everywhere around here.   Can't stay on their course...no they gotta drive all over our Blogville.    They walk all over our city park like they own our place.   *SHESH*    Just because they can't keep their putts on the greens doesn't mean they can trespass everywhere. 




Wait until you see this!     I find their wayward golf balls EVERYWHERE.    In the grass, around the flowers, in the road, etc etc etc.    No control at all.   BOL  




Now this is the worst!     Everytime a golfer slices or dices or whatever it is they do, they belt out a string of profanity that would make my Dad (a sailor) blush.   BOL    Oh, it happens all the time.
*WHACK* they hit the ball!
*CRACK" their ball hits a poor, defenseless tree!
**&^%$#!$^*)_+(*^  come all the HBO words!


So there!    That's my duty for today.    I'm going to hand these citations off to Top Cop Bites and have him prepare to serve these tickets to Golfer Putts as soon as he can.      Now THAT'S a Working Wednesday.   BWAR HAR HAR    ahem.



HEY BE SURE TO VISIT OUR NEW and RETURNING FURIENDS!   
WE HAVE TWO SUCCESSFUL RECRUIT A PAL FOLKS.
FINN & CHARLIE   
and
MISS OSWIN & BROM
CLICK THEIR NAMES TO LINK OVER AND WELCOME THEM TO BLOGVILLE!

Grr and an Official Woof,
Sarge, Police Commissioner


24 comments:

  1. The Daily Pip May 13, 2015 at 6:45 AM

    Looks like you have your work cut out for you, Sarge! Have fun, I mean work hard!

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  2. Yamini MacLeanMay 13, 2015 at 6:55 AM

    Hari OM
    .... could be there is a case in the offing for the Court of Common Fleas? Hizzoner would be sure to come up with a fizzler for them!!! Good work today Sarge. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. easyweimaranerMay 13, 2015 at 7:02 AM

    ...my dad said he will not pay my mommas ticket (for cursing and screaming and using HBO words)... I send her over, you can put her in the dog house till I need my lunch tomorrow :o)
    easy rider

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  4. CowspotdogMay 13, 2015 at 7:22 AM

    lets just hope they get the message - crazy golf people are the worse :)

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  5. JulieMay 13, 2015 at 8:31 AM

    Oh Gosh Bossman Sarge, yous scary when you're cross! I promise I will be a good Princess from now on! (well, maybe!)
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  6. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomMay 13, 2015 at 8:41 AM

    Maybe you can force them to use tennis balls instead of golf balls. Just think about how much fun you would have collecting all these balls. You could throw a big Blogville Tennis Ball Pawty! :)

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  7. Frankie Furter and ErnieMay 13, 2015 at 8:43 AM

    OMD OMD Sarge those Golfer Guys REALLY have your Hackles Up...
    You surely were bizzy writing up those tickets...
    Good Job!!!!

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  8. Two French BulldogsMay 13, 2015 at 10:10 AM

    You tell'm
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  9. stellaroselongMay 13, 2015 at 11:02 AM

    Maybe I should give them driving lessons????? Angus McConnell

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  10. My Mind's EyeMay 13, 2015 at 1:46 PM

    WOOHOO SARGE YOUR VERY HARD WORK HAS PAID OFF WE HAVE TWO RETURNING BLOGGERS....WTG EVERYONE INVOLVED
    HEY MY PEEPS HAD A VERY PROFITABLE DAY WALKING TODAY..ON TOP OF FINDING 2 GOLF TEES (NO CLUE WHY THEY WERE IN THE PARKING DECK AT THE MALL) THE PEEPS FOUND A TOTAL OF $11.07. THEY WALK VERY EARLY AND FIGURED THE BULK OF THE MONEY WAS DROPPED LAST NIGHT AS FOLKS HEADED TO THEIR CARS.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  11. WFT NobbyMay 13, 2015 at 2:15 PM

    Sarge, the Blogville golfers are quaking in their funny looking golfing shoes for sure.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  12. Idaho PugRanchMay 13, 2015 at 2:35 PM

    A couple of years ago the peeps found several golf balls in our big yard. We are no where near a golf course, so no idea where they came from
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  13. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥May 13, 2015 at 3:44 PM

    Gosh - you really need to get those putters under control - write those tickets!!!

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  14. Bella Roxy & MacduiMay 13, 2015 at 4:38 PM

    Yeah, yesterday, I Dui had to jump off the footpath to get out of the way of some speeding golf carts! Totally WRONG! You get 'em, Sarge.

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  15. AnonymousMay 13, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    Well...these guys are gonna get and ear full from me, when I serve them..



    The Mad Scots

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  16. LBJMay 13, 2015 at 6:18 PM

    Given how my Mom's Dad sometimes dresses when he goes golfing perhaps there's a citation for that as well. Disorderly Wardrobe, drinking and dressing. . .

    Miss DoMeaner (Abby the Lab)

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  17. My Dog Sam - Ruptured DiskMay 13, 2015 at 6:51 PM

    Go get them Sarge.

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  18. MurphyMay 13, 2015 at 8:13 PM

    Your paws must be sore from writing all those tickets! We better pop over to say hello!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  19. FinnMay 13, 2015 at 9:33 PM

    Thanks for the shout out Sarge. Those golfer putts are just too annoying. Don't get hit by any of the balls!

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  20. The Adventures of the LLB GangMay 13, 2015 at 11:27 PM

    What a great job yu are doing Sarge...sounds like you put Golfer Putts in their place!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  21. CharliedownunderMay 13, 2015 at 11:46 PM

    Crikey Sarge ..... They hit trees with their clubs and use bad words????????????? Just as well it's working Wednesday, aye?? Go nail 'em Sarge!!

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  22. STELLA and RORY from Down UnderMay 14, 2015 at 12:21 AM

    Howdy Sarge. Good work mate. We have never understood why peeps play golf especially with all the trouble they can get into. We would never let our mum play cause she might use even more HBO words than usual, sigh. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  23. Ziggy StardustMay 14, 2015 at 1:42 AM

    Sarge, your work is never done. I hope this helps so you don't have to start arresting people. I am so excited to go meet new pals.

    Thank you


    Loveys Sasha

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  24. AnonymousMay 14, 2015 at 6:00 AM

    Gosh - it seems like Golfer Putts might use up ALL the tickets in your violation ticket book....they're messing with the WRONG guy when they irritate the Police Commish!

    Hugs, Sammy

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