Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails...I can't believe I ate...

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I almost forgot about our furiends Murphy and Stanley and their Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails event today!   duh    I don't want to miss out on the fun with my dood furiends, so here I go::::



Once upon a time, in a (non)mystical cabin in the woods, there lived a dog.   A mutt really, but with a heart of gold (ahem).    While lazing away a lovely Summer afternoon our mutt named Sarge happened to notice a tasty scent dancing in the air.   Sarge was the sort to enjoy a special snack, so he decided to investigate.   Using his talented snooter, our hero found the source of the heavenly smell and stood gazing longingly at....

 ...lying harmlessly on a nearby table.

Being a resourceful sort of pooch, Sarge delicately plucked the sweet treat from the stand and immediately set to work as only a foodable fanatic could.  Luckily, there were no villains afoot in the woods on this fine day, so our hero took his time to lovingly devoured the delightful find.   

All too soon the chocolate was consumed and only the...

...remained of the glorious feast.

Our hero was not to be deterred and considering his hunger was still aparent, he proceeded to devour the wrapper as well.   Oh, what a wonderful treat for our Sarge and his rumbly tumbly!   Following the final gulp of his fabulous snack, our hero retreated to his bed for a well-deserved nap.   As he drifted off to the land of nod, he mused to himself, "I can't believe I ate the wrapper and all."

Now, dear readers, do not fear for our hero is stout of stomach and was able to doze in peace and lived to roam another day.

The End




Thanks, Doods, for hosting this fun event!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Choco-holic
(BTW:  YES I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT!   BOL)
(BTW:  YES THERE WAS A FOIL WRAPPER AND A PAPER WRAPPER TOO!  BOL)
(BTW:  YES IT WAS MY MOM's!   BOL)
(BTW:  YES MY MOM WAS FURIOUS!  BOL)

Fun and Frog on Friday

Hey everyone!
Wow, a big ole Happy Friday to all of you!  



FUN ON FRIDAY:

FROG ON FRIDAY:

YUP, he's really a toad, but TOAD ON FRIDAY wasn't as much fun to say as FROG ON FRIDAY.  BWAR HAR HAR      ahem.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Wordless Wed...My Peeps Left Me and All I Got Was...

BTW:  Be sure to visit CINNAMON!   She's hosting a giveaway for an adorable prize!  She's such a sweet furiend.



Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Snicker Saturday Phone Park

Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's Saturday again and time for me to share a chuckle with all of you!   Welcome to my latest Snicker Saturday.


So, my Mom was at work the other day, minding her own business, when she noticed something odd.  BOL     

Just your average working stiff's desk...note the dog themed coffee cup!

Well, a few weeks back, her office got all new telephones.   No big deal UNTIL>>>>>

Look a little closer......

It's a little blurry, but those two phone buttons say "PUG" "PARK"!
Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!
When she noticed that, she about fell out of her roller-scooter-office-chair!

We have no clue what PUG or PARK have to do with the telephones, but it surely is funny to us!
So, any of my pug furiends wanna have a play day in the park at Mom's office?!?!


Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Chewy.com Beach Party

Hey Everyone!
Wow, today is a very special day because we are joining together to surprise and celebrate our furiends at CHEWY.COM!   Thanks, Frankie for setting this up!   Holy cow, Chewy is the greatest company ever.  They are so very generous and caring.   Lots and lots of us have received pressies from them when we are sick or our peeps are sick or for a holiday or for no particular reason at all.  They just care about us.  

Recently, several of us lucky furiends received a pressie pack from CHEW.COM and it contained lots of goodies and several that are good for a beach party.   Check it out:

 Serious loot!

Now, I make these look gooooood!   BOL





Okay, it's off to the creek to enjoy some serious water time!

Looks like I managed so splash the flashy beast lens!   BOL  
This Chewy towel is perfect for time at the water.




 Well, furiends, I had so much fun at the creek that afterwards my new towel had to be hung out to dry.... it looked like this:

Check out the muddy Sarge-prints.  BOL




Remember when Chewy sent some of us fabulous portraits?!?

Well, there have been many, many thoughtful gifts from Chewy.com over the years and I'm so proud to have been part of today's event to celebrate and thank them for being so wonderful.

SO, TELL ME IN A COMMENT BELOW IF YOU, OR A FURIEND OF YOURS RECEIVED A PRESSIE GIFT FROM CHEWY!

Grr and a Grateful Woof,
Sarge, Chewy Fan

Oz and Bad Poetry Day

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I love Bad Poetry Day hosted by our pal Oz!   Here is my entry and be sure to check out his post for details...


My name is Sarge, and I live in the woods;
from my cabin I chase all the critters I coulds.

I run and I zoom, and my jaws they go snap;
those chipmunks that survive, well they never come back.

My name is Sarge, and strangers I will bash;
my barks which are fierce, through their ears will go crash.

I go berzerk with the vet and act totally crazed;
at home on my cot, my days are spent lazed.

My name is Sarge and I live in the woods;
I'm afraid I must bark, that this poem's no goods.



Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Bad Poet

HOST APPRECIATION DRAWING

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so excited to announce the big drawing for all of the wonderful hosts who worked so hard to make Safety Week a success!    You were all fabulous and we are all grateful to you.

Without further ado...

CONGRATS TO THE BIG WINNER!   
Please send an email to me at    lfurman1987@yahooDOTCOM   and give me your mailing address so that I can send your pressie pack!    OMD this is so great.  

Thanks to everyone!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commissioner

PSA CALLING ALL OF BLOGVILLE

HEY BLOGVILLE!     WHERE IS EVERYONE?!?!

ANYONE WHO HAD A GOOD TIME DURING SAFETY WEEK SHOULD BE SURE TO STOP BY TO SEE MONA AND PRISSY!     Looks to me a lot like their Kissing Booth did not raise as many green papers as I had hoped.   The money is to support All Texas Dachshund Rescue who has run out of funding for the good work they do for dachsie furiends.   Now, this was the ONLY fundraiser portion of the entire Safety Week and it would be so nice if we would show our support.   Mona did such a sweet Kissing Booth fur us and she did a fabulous job on our Smileboxes too.

Come on, Blogville, we haven't hit ourselves up for cash recently, so let's help ATDR out!    See their post from 8-16-14 for the link to donate.    I wouldn't normally bark out about this, but I know we all had fun this week and we usually step right up for something like this.    Let's go furiends!  Dust off those Fleasa Cards. BOL

IF YOU ALREADY GAVE, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS...IT DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING GENEROUS.

A furiend in need, is still always a furiend indeed.

Thanks bunches!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Dachsie Fan

A GINORMOUS THANK YOU and a DRAWING

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I am such a lucky and grateful pooch today!   THANK YOU all so much for making Safety Week 2014 a tremendous success.    Thanks to Sidebite for being a super co-host.   Thanks to all of the hosts for giving us amazing and life-saving information as well as entertaining us in fine style.  Thanks to everyone who attended and left such nice comments and enjoyed the event.

In case you might have missed something or would like to visit a post again, following is a list of the entire schedule.

SAFETY WEEK 2014  -SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

Daily Transportation – Aug 12-16 – Sidebite – susieandsidebite.blogspotDOTCOM

Blog Hop – Oz – www.oztheterrierDOTCOM

Smilebox – Mona – justustexasdachsies.blogspotDOTCOM

Aug 11: Opening Ceremony – Sidebite – susieandsidebite.blogspotDOTCOM  

Opening Speech – Madi – downhomeinnc.blogspotDOTCOM

            Parade – Sarge – sargespeaksout.blogspotDOTCOM

Aug 12:  Poop Bags/Flashlights – Lassie & Benji – lassiterchase.blogspotDOTCOM

            Plant Dangers – Reilly & Denny – cowspotdogs.blogspotDOTCOM

            Wild Animal Encounters – Lee & Phod -    kten-haileychronicles.blogspotDOTCOM 

            Travel Safety – Oz – www.oztheterrierDOTCOM

            Traffic Safety – Frank – theadventuresofthetank.blogspotDOTCOM  

Aug 13: HGE Illness – Sidebite – susieandsidebite.blogspotDOTCOM

            Food Safety – Sasha – chicamom85-sassysasha.blogspotDOTCOM 

            Stranger Danger – Angus – stellroselong.blogspotDOTCOM

            TreeRat Hunting Safety – Ruby – www.rubytheairedalepupDOTCOM 

            Water Safety – Fudge – theportuguesewaterblog.blogspotDOTCOM

There’s an App for That – Duncan – www.whitedogblogDOTCOM

Aug 14: Pet Fire Safety – FiveSibes – fivesibes.blogspotDOTCOM

            First Aid Tips – Goose – gospelofgoose.blogspotDOTCOM

            Hot Weather Safety – Idaho Pugs – idahopugranch.blogspotDOTCOM 

            Pet Insurance – Bunk – www.bunkblogDOTNET

Microchipping – Wallace & Samuel – www.wallaceandsamuel.wordpressDOTCOM

School Supply Dangers – Bentley & Pierre – www.mkclintonDOTCOM

Toy Safety – Ranger – www.ranger-scottie.blogspotDOTCOM

              

Aug 15: Search & Rescue – Bert –   bertdidit.blogspotDOTCOM  

Zoomie Safety – Millie & Walter – www.birdbrainsanddogtales.wordpressDOTCOM

Stormy Weather Safety – Casey & Cinderella  savetheboxers.blogspotDOTCOM

            Water Safety – Lily & Edward -  www.twofrenchbulldogsDOTCOM

            Pickpocket Protection – Easy – www.easyweimaraner.wordpressDOTCOM

Aug 16: Picnic – Sasha & Ruby – same as above

            DJ Rockin’ Wills – Sweet William – sweetwilliamthescot.blogspotDOTCOM

            Bad Dawg Agency concert – baddawgagency.blogspotDOTCOM

            Surf Jammers concert – sargespeaksout.blogspotDOTCOM

            ADTR Fundraiser Kissing Booth – Mona & Prissy  -  justustexasdachsies.blogspotDOTCOM  

            Bounce House – Frankie & Ernie  -  frankiefurterprice.blogspotDOTCOM

            Sand Box – Daisy – dailydaisydog.blogspotDOTCOM

            Hot Air Balloon Rides – Bentley & Pierre – www.mkclintonDOTCOM

And following is the complete list of your current Blogville Safety Staff:

Mayoress:   Madi          

Police Commissioner:  Sarge         

Chief of Police:  Sidebite         

Deputy Top Cop:  Ranger

Lead Detective:   Zaphod                     

Consulting Detectives:   Reilly & Denny  

Criminal Investigative Services:   Bertie

Worldwide Detectives:  Wallace, Milo, Asta, Dougal & Floyd    

Rodent Patrol Officers:  Ruby, Princeton, Anna  

Patrol Officers:  Snoopy, George Pooh, Mr. K.              

Junior Police Officers:   Sully, Angus

Captain of Patrol Officers and Chaplain:   Goose

Judge:  Kaci                                              

Court Clerk:   Heather                  

Public Defender:   Hailey

Fire Chief:   Sammy                                  

Fire Fighters:   Rocco, Tasha, Toby Moses   

Dogtor:   Lassiter Chase                           

EMT:   Benjamin

Help yourselves to a COP-inspired sweet treat!  BOL

So, you might have noticed that I mentioned a DRAWING!   OH, YES I DID!!

For everyone who volunteered to help make Safety Week wonderful, I am entering you in a drawing for a prize pressie worth approximately $25 and shipped to any winner anywhere in the world.    The drawing will be held here tomorrow.  

Again, my most heartfelt thanks to all of you.   This has been a joy to behold.   I am stunned and overwhelmed by the pawticipation.   Congrats to all of the successful hosts.

Grr and Woof,

Sarge, Police Commissioner

Safety Week Picnic

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is the bestest picnic ever!   There is so much fun going on....please check out my first post today to see all of the links to all of the fun.   Please check out my second post to enjoy SURF JAMMERS in concert!

Here's a little of what I've been up to today...


I stopped by Frankie & Ernie's BOUNCE HOUSE!    Wheeeeeeee What FUN!

And of course, I visited with FnE and enjoyed some cool Summer Wallymelon courtesy of Sasha's Awesome Possum Pizza Truck!

And I visited with the adorable Buttons and she made me a cool balloon animal pony.  AND a balloon animal octopus for the crabby girls!   They'll be all agog when they see it...hope they don't pinch it too hard.   *pop*   BWAR HAR HAR 


Be sure you check out the free Hot Air Balloon Rides, DJ Rockin' Wills, Bad Dawg Agency in Concert, the ADTR Fundraiser Kissing Booth, the Sand Box.   You don't want to miss any of this and I send my thanks to all of the amazing hosts.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish