Hey Everyone!
Wow, I love Bad Poetry Day hosted by our pal Oz! Here is my entry and be sure to check out his post for details...
My name is Sarge, and I live in the woods;
from my cabin I chase all the critters I coulds.
I run and I zoom, and my jaws they go snap;
those chipmunks that survive, well they never come back.
My name is Sarge, and strangers I will bash;
my barks which are fierce, through their ears will go crash.
I go berzerk with the vet and act totally crazed;
at home on my cot, my days are spent lazed.
My name is Sarge and I live in the woods;
I'm afraid I must bark, that this poem's no goods.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Bad Poet
hahahaha GREAT! yes, I remember the vet-attack buddy! What a cool poem... think the chipmunks will run when they read it!
ReplyDeleteBOL! That is a SUPER poem, Sarge! Dawg, you are multi-talented!
ReplyDeleteOz
Well Sarge that poem takes the cake…you chose a great theme and even made it rhyme, I love it! Your pal, Toby
ReplyDeleteOH CONTRA SARGE YOU MIGHT LIVE IN THE WOODS BUT YOUR POEM IS MOST GOODS!! IN FACT WE give you a ton of aPAWs!!
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
We think it is an excellent poem - bravo and paws claps
ReplyDeleteOh my, Sarge Bad Poet.....bravo...bravo my fine friend. Applaws, applaws. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
We think you did great Sarge!!
ReplyDeleteHave I told you that I love you Sarge??????
Thanks for your visit!
The first part of your poem is a lot like mine with the critter stuff. I love to hunt critters! Thanks for a truly bad poem ;)
ReplyDeleteSUPER JOB SARGE you managed to mention EVERYTHINGY that is NEAR and DEAR to your ♥. ESP. your VET.
ReplyDeleteWELL DONE BUDDY.
Whooa! Superb
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Bravo Bravo!! That is the best worst poem ever. I am working on mine, I want it to be really bad, so bad that its good. I think, I don't know, but it will be bad.
ReplyDeleteGreat job!
Love Sasha
Great Poem Sarge!!! love it!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Hi Sarge,
ReplyDeleteI did not even know about this because my secretary is lazy AND YET I posted some very bad poetry on my blog today! How fortuitous!
Love Noodles
Yay, Sarge! We love your BAD poem.
ReplyDeleteBOL !!! "I go berzerk with the vet and act totally crazed". Love dat line.
ReplyDeleteDat is one bad poem. I hope you win.
GTG and read some more bad poems.
Wags,
Ranger
That was an excellent bad poem Sarge.
ReplyDeleteYay Sarge. That's pretty darn good.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is one super good-bad poem! Or maybe it's a bad-good poem?!
ReplyDeleteThat was a most excellent poem, Sarge! I have been thinking of what I want to make my poem about.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize that Chewy sells replacement covers for those beds. I remember when you got yours and have been wanting one ever since.
Crikey Sarge ..... all the poems I've read so far have been BAD, BAD, BAD!! Sorry to say yours is too, mate but at least yours rhymes so I s'pose it's good then, aye???
ReplyDeleteGreat Bade Poem LOL.
ReplyDeleteTruly a poem written from your soul. Beautifully bad. ♥
ReplyDeleteWe love your bad poem Sarge!
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