Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's so pawesome that the Blogville Police Department has this cool ident-a-kit! It's the coolest piece of crime fighting equipment and it makes it super easy for witnesses and victims to help identify rotten criminals. Thanks again to our furiends Daisy, Bella and Roxy for their donation to the continued works of the BPD.
Now, it's time to notify the Blogville public of another wanted perpetrator.
Meet the notorious Flyboy Fluffy Tail. He fancies himself a classic bomber pilot and he's been terrorizing Blogville for weeks. He stole a mini two-legger's remote control plane and he's been dive-bombing ever since. He is accused of buzzing the Blogville park which caused several unsuspecting residents to run for cover and many of our feathered furiends lost a huge amount of plumage. Also, he was observed flying his plane, upside down, under the Blogville River Bridge. This unlawful act caused a few boaters to leap from their watercraft and plunge into the water. Though many said they enjoyed the swim, the violation of city flight zone ordinances cannot be ignored. In addition, he is accused of extensive property damage when this criminal crop dusted a local garden with dehydrated squirrel pee. Should you happen to see Flyboy Fluffy Tail, please notify the Blogville PD immediately.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Chief of Police
23 comments:
Dehydrated Squirrel Pee! Eeewwweeeeuuu! What happens if it starts raining.
We'll keep a look out!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
I wonder if it makes the garden grow? A devious criminal without a doubt
We'll be on the lookout here Sarge. If he's in our area you can count on us to find him.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
LOL dehydrated squirrel pee. I'll show him. I am on the look out Sarge. Flyboy is dead meat. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
dehydrated squirrel pee?!!! Gross. I hope this criminal is captured soon. Does the BPD have a police plane? That would be an awesome dog fight to watch. You in the BPD plane and Flyboy in his stolen flying machine. My kibble is on you Sarge.
Blessings,
Goose
OH MY DOG! He was da one dat done dat fly by ans made me spill my beer all overs myslef!!!!!
Be assured I has my eyes peeled furs dat varmint!
Puddles
Dehydrated Squirrel Pee bombs... OMD OMD we are so worried about when our mom and dad start working in the garden now. We do NOT want them Bombed with THAT stuffs... OR US EITHER.
Flyboy Fluffy Tail MUST be apprehended Soon!!
If anyBUDDY sees or hears him... call
Chief of Pawlice SARGE immediately.
We'll keep a SHARP look-out! He looks very shifty.
Sarge, you are so clever and have o many fun ideas!
Sarge it is I Mayor Madi giving you the go ahead to take whatever measures you must to protect our fine citizens from Flyboy. He is surely a squirrel in disguise!
Hugs madi your BFFF
I would check to see if he is related in anyway to Puddles evil cable guy, and we thinks he may have been stan's pilot when he flew over to see me on valentines day!
stella rose
We are keeping our eyes and ears out for this maniac
Benny & Lily
He was here yesterday in the bird feeder.
Mom shot him with the garden hose.
I don't think she deaded him. Will keep a look out fur sure.
xo Cinnamon
There's lots of squirrels on campus, so I'll be on the look out here.
Sarge we sure hope you catch that varmint soon.
Millie & Walter
Squirrels are rats with tails. Better keep an eye out for one that flies.
I think we saw this rascal!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Holy Crap!! Dehydrated SQuirrel pee???? THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS!!!
Oh, man...
I knews that birdie looked awfully suspicious...what birdie has a fluffy tail??? I barked and barked, then it BOMBED ME!!!!
I thoughts it was just pollen, butts it smelled, well, stinky! Nows I know!! Oh, Sarge, this cannot be tolerated!! I'll gets my sling shot out and shoot him outta the sky!!
Yuck...how do you gets dehydrated squirrel pee outta your furs, anyhu?!
Kisses,
Ruby
I'll keep an eye out!
Nola
Whoa's sarge!! We will keep our eyeballs peeled for the little monster!!
wags
Jazzi and Addi
Woof! Woof! Love the name Fluboy Fluffy ... Lots of Golden Woof, Sugar
I will place some nuts in my back yard maybe I will see this guy... then I will call the 911 immediately
I gots my DoodleAntennae on full alerts, hear me nows!!
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