Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is the coolest day to be a guy! It's Frankie and Ernie's GUYS DAY!
Be sure to visit
FnE to get the links to all of the day's events....unless you're a girl, of course. BWAR HAR HAR
Step into my GUYS CAVE and prepare to laugh. This is our official GUYS DAY JOKE ROOM! Come on in, have a seat, tell a few belly-busters.
As you can see, the stage is complete with a Bark-O-Lounger!
Up first, our host
FRANKIE:
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Here's another jokester to tickle your funny bone:
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
Oh, that's a howler! From
Chester and Joey at The Daily Bone:
Our own Co-Mayorz
Murphy & Stanley have one for us:
Oh, BWAR HAR HAR! Great one Doods!
Our pal
Gussie is hanging around and he loved that joke! He's our best fan and audience member today. Thanks for the support, buddy! :)
Here's our buddy
Speedy!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: Don't be mad, be hoppy!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny
Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line
Wow, Speedy, those were great...someone rolled off their chair! :)
Here's a scene from Easy and it's sure to get a laugh and a wag!
That's one we can all relate to fur sure! BWAR HAR HAR
Our next jokester is our pal Bertie! Jump up on the BarkOLounger and go to it!
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihauhuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
Here's a belly buster from
Edward!
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
In the mush room, BOL
Here's our pal
Dui with another joke for everyone!
Oh, that's so funny I think he cracked himself up with that one! BOL
Arty is taking his turn on the stage now!
Wow, that one will make you think a little! Great joke my furiend!
Speaking of thinking:::
Lassie and Benji have a riddle for us next:::
Note: The answer is a word with 4 letters. Here are 3 clues for you to guess the 4 letter word. - - - -
Clue 1- this word as a noun is a type of fish.
Clue 2- this word as a verb means complain.
Clue 3- what kind of "pet" does a "car" have. (Hint: its 6 letters long and lots of times u see celebrities posing with red ones like them).
Now just subtract the last 2 letters of that word and you'll find the 4 letter answer.
(In case you didn't figure out clue 3 the answer was CARPET minus ET spells CARP)
Answer: CARP
Bentley's taking a turn next! I bet he has a really funny one for us.
Why do most dogs make bad dancers? They have two left feet!
OMD that's a great one, Bentley! So true, so true!
The Joke Room Bark-O-Lounger now features our furiend
Ranger!
Oh, that's a great technojoke! BWAR HAR HAR
OMD OMD CRASHER ALERT! IT's A
GIRL!!!
Well, okay, she's a girl, but that's a really cool joke and it's about a Dad, so it's fine. Thanks for joining in
Laika.
Our pal Nin has our next joke: Go for it, Nin! You are one cool kitty furiend.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Oreo is taking a turn in the BarkOLounger next!
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
AND OMD IT's ANOTHER GIRL! Addi jumped in...
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
Hope you had fun guys! Be sure to check out all of the other events going on today.
Grr and a Manly Woof,
Sarge, GUY
