Snicker Saturday - Christmas Edition

Hey everyone!   Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all of my bestest doggie bloggie furiends!  I love all of you!   Here is your holiday har har.  It could almost be a Silent (night) Saturday, because for this one the pix speak for themselves.  I do my best to help around the house, but alas, no thumbs.  Here are my attempts to help my peeps this holiday.  Enjoy the chuckle:

Um....

Oops...

Hey, what are you all yelling about?

That's it...I'm outa here...

Grr and a Festive Woof,

Sarge, COP

Sarge COP

Hey everyone!    Did you all hear that Mayor Frankie has been filling cabinet posts and other positions of impawtance here in doggie bloggie land??   It's a lot of fun.   I have been honored by the request for me to serve as Blogville's Chief of Police!   Can you believe it???   My first real K9 cop job, right here in bloggie land...our very own home town!   I'm soooo excited I can't stop waggin' and wigglin'.   I'll serve with honor and distinction and pawmise to wipe out all crime and deal with disturbances from criminal critters whenever possible.  Just let me know if there is any work to be done and I'm on it!

Here's my dad back when he was a really big Sarge, directing traffic.  I've been studying!

This isn't my real uniform, but I'm practicing shore patrol here from Frankie's boat.
Some other time I'll sport my bestest cop dog K9 bandana in a post for everyone to see.  It's way cool and best for me whenever I'm on duty.

Anyway, I'm honored to be your Chief of Police (COP).

Grr and a Dedicated Woof,
Sarge, COP

Snicker Saturday - The Fake Out

Hey everyone!  Happy Snicker Saturday!    Well, this snick is on me...again...sort of.   I gotta say in my defense that it took Mom and Dad about a year to figure this out, but when they sit at their table to eat, they get a front row seat to all the critters that like to invade my territory.  They can see out the window onto my deck where the birdies, squirrels, racoons, flying squirrels, etc all come to eat seeds.  This, of course, drives my K9 cop self absolutely bonkers!  Invaders!!  So, every time they would get to Ohh-ing and Awe-ing about some other critter on my deck, I'd run to the window with my best Grrr, Woof, Leap, Jump and fit-throw to chase them all away.  The snicker on my peeps is that they seemed to think I had some super K9 senses to hear or smell these invaders...then one day...much, much later, they finally caught on that I just watched them.  Whenever they get excited and point out the window, I knew it was my cue to charge!  BOL BWAR  Now, I do have super K9 senses, but not that good.  Well, that was the last of my fun at their expense, because now that they are onto me...they take horrible advantage of my cop-dog self.  Now they just periodically point and act excited so I will run to the door...alas for no reason at all.  Then they just snicker at my forlorn self.  I just can't help it...I get had over and over, but  can't resist the bait just in case there might really be another invader!    [THIS IS THE POINT IN THIS POST WHERE ALL OF YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO SNICKER AT MY EXPENSE..GO AHEAD, IT'S OKAY.]  Anyway, that's a long story, but you sorta get  double snicker this way.  My peeps were really slow to catch on, and now I get the frequent fake-out.  Oh well, our entertainment value remains high.  Enjoy your snicker and here are some pix of the action:

Here's the view from the table in the kitchen.

I did my job and ran to the door...alas, nothing there.  Teeheees from my peeps.

I'll always charge...sometimes there are invaders in need of a scolding!!

Happy Snicker Saturday,

Grr and Woof,

Sarge,  COP  (Chief Of Police)