September 30, 2015

Wordless Wednesday...My Cool Ride

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Dad's Co-Pilot

September 28, 2015

Crabby Monday...New Shells from FnE

Hello, Blogville Darlings!     

Goodness we crabby girls are so very agog because our famously devine Frankie and Ernie have moved to our corner of the world!     We are clacking our claws with glee and simply cannot wait until they return to Blogville so we can catch up on all of the latest happenings.   They are so very busy with their new surroundings, but will be joining us again soon.

Meanwhile, we have the most spectacular update of our own.   Yes, we have new editions to the interior design of our trendy crabitat.    Frankie and Ernie's Hands were so thoughtful to give us this redesign.     You see, their new surroundings came complete with a spectacular pond which is filled with amazing fish and oodles of shelled friends!   Isn't that wonderful?!?     Their Hands stopped by the pond the other day and scooped up a glorious collection of (unoccupied of course) shells for us.

These shells are simply marvelous and perfect for us.   They will make excellent shells for us to live in and many are fascinating sizes that we can explore and pinch and play around with.   Oh, this is so fabulous!

Once we got them back to Sarge's house, The Hands went to work to make them safe for us.   You see, all of our shells must be properly sanitized.    No icky yuckies for us!   Teeheehee    Who knows what might have been in those before we got them.     P(inch)OL

Here they are boiling away.  

Then of course The Hands cooled them and dried them carefully to be sure they are perfectly prepared for us to enjoy.

Goodness, we simply adore them all!      We were especially tickled by this teeny tiny baby shell.    Isn't it adorable?!?      

To help showcase our gorgeous new additions to the crabitat, The Hands did a total make over for us!     We have a chic new layout complete with very natural decor and plenty of attractive wooden decorations to explore and exercise our long and lovely leggies.    If you look around, you'll see several of those fabulous new shells scattered tastefully about our crabitat.

OMC(lawd) we are so very pleased and we send our thanks to Frankie and Ernie and Their Hands for such a marvelous present.    We love it all!   

Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut and Shelldon

September 27, 2015

Ranger's Wacky Holiday...PhotoBomb The Birdies Day

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is such a fun idea from our pal, Ranger!    He named today "Create Your Own Wacky Holiday"!      Oh, this is great.     I came up with one that I can't wait to share with all of you.

I am declaring today, PhotoBomb The Birdies Day here on my very own blog!

Here, ducky ducky ducky ducky!!!

Shhhh....I'm gonna scare the feathers right off those turkey soon as they notice me!  

Oh, BWAR HAR HAR  this little guy is singing a finch song!  

Hmmmm...I think I made these babies mad!    They surely look unhappy.   BOL

In the very next pix, this guy ran right smack into me!     BWAR HAR HAR

I love swimmie furiends!      Those honkers can really paddle!

Those feathered critters never knew what hit 'em!   BWAR HAR HAR     Say, I seem to be having a sudden craving for chicken....wonder what's for dinner!?!     

Thanks, Ranger, for the pawesome idea for today.   I can't wait to see what everyone else came up with!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

September 25, 2015

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is one of the bestest days of the whole month!   It's FFHT time and I'm joining The Doods, co-mayors Murphy and Stanley for some fun and creative writing.  

Today's inclusion is "And That's Why My Toes Turned Purple".      
Got it....and HERE I GO:::::

There once was a canine named Sarge,
who considered himself always in charge.
He loved to go swimmie,
and like a horse he would whinny,
for the time to ride his canoe like a barge.

One January in the water he decided to play,
to his peeps he yelled loudly like a donkey would bray.
They said it's too cold,
he didn't care and was bold,
and that's why his toes turned purple that day.

Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!     Now, that never really happened, but I'd probably be willing to give it a try.   Alas, I guarantee that my peeps would never allow it.      Anyway, that was a fun one to include and I hope you got a chuckle.

Me going swimmie on a warm day instead...bol

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

September 23, 2015

Wordless Wednesday... My Busy Snooter

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

September 12, 2015


Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is simply CRAZY!     CRAZY, I say!       Somehow during the big move from Oh Hi Oh to Pencil Vane E Ah our beloved Frankie and Ernie have lost control of their snowfreaks.   Holy moley Mamaw is in big trouble now and I might even have to consider giving her a little bit of stink eye over this mess.     Her ginormous collection of snowfreaks have managed to escape the movers and boy have they been busy!     

I've had to pull up my big Police Commissioner pants and lay down the law.

A little surveillance work here caught some of the snowfreaks in mid-escape from the moving truck.

Well, it didn't take them long to cause trouble.      This trio wandered right on out into traffic...didn't bother to wait for the crossing light and KABLAMMO.    They caused a nasty wreck.   My first ticket of the day.    Surely won't be my last.    ahem

Dang, I hate paperwork.  

Then, if that wasn't bad enough, this pair decided to build their very own igloo right in the middle of town!        OMD this is not good.    Someone's gonna rubberneck and cause another wreck.    Not to mention the fact that this thing is going to melt everwhere and flood the street.    SHESH!

Second ticket of the day.    NO BUILDING PERMIT for that rediculous igloo.

This was probably their dumbest stunt.    Now, I can certainly appreciate wanting to go swimmie.    Heck, I love a good swimmie.    But, these idiots can't go swimmie in the Blogville City Park fountain!

Yup, more tickets.    They bobbed around in there until they froze our fountain solid!      The Blogville City Park Dancing Waters might never work right again.     Yikes.

This was by far the worst of the whole nightmare.      Just look at these two!    Strolling right down the sidewalk pooping their snowfreak poop and not scooping.    They are getting a nasty ticket fur sure.    Everyone knows you gotta SCOOP THE POOP.   Even if it is snowfreak poop.    Who wants to step in that slushy stuff.       OMD they're driving me nutty today!

Oh, a big ole citation for this one.   

Well, there was a lot more mayhem all around Blogville thanks to the escaped snowfreak collection.    By the end of the day, our Blogville P.D. truck looked like this:

Don't even ask how I managed to handcuff these idiots!   BOL   ahem.

Anyway, I rounded them up, gave them their tickets and hauled their frosty butts back to FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs where they belong.

As you can see, Mamaw got them properly boxed up and labeled for storage in the basement where they can wait for December.    WHEW

I see those snowfreak faces in there staring out at me.   
Even upside down, they look like trouble.   BWAR HAR HAR

Well, I'm going to go take a nap.    I've earned my Commish pay fur sure!    

My thanks to everyone who helped show what all these snowfreaks have been up to today.

FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs will have a fun time catching up with everyone and watching the mischief.      WELCOME BACK TO BLOGVILLE AND WELCOME TO PENCIL VANE E AH!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

September 10, 2015

They are HERE....They are REALLY HERE

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so super excited to announce that FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs are
all OFFICIALLY HERE!    Yup, they loaded their stuffs on Tuesday, drove all night, and yesterday unloaded bunches of their stuffs right here in my territory.    Holy cow, they are only 1 hour away now instead of 6 long hours and 87,000 miles.  BOL

Here is the ginormous truck that brought all of their stuffs!

Here they are having a snack on their new front porch in Pencil Vane E Ah.


Hopefully, they'll be more settled in and back to Blogville in a day or two!    Yipeee!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

September 08, 2015

Secret Surprise for FnE and a DATE

Hey everyone!
Wow, I'm so super excited because today is the big moving truck day for Frankie and Ernie!   YUP, the big truck will be loading all their stuffs from their hill sometime later today and everything heads to Pencil Vane E Ah.     OMD this is such fun and we can't wait for FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs to all be here, right close by us.   

Now, they are super busy today so they won't be posting or reading blogs which gives me the chance to BARK A BIG SECRET SECRET SECRET SURPRISE FOR THEM!
Our good furiends Lassie and Benji thought it would be great to welcome them back to blogging by having a Snowfreak Invasion Event this Satuday the 12th.    SEE, WE ARE AFRAID SOME OF THE DREADED SNOWMEN FROM MAMAW'S COLLECTION MIGHT NOT MAKE THE MOVE AND COULD BE ON THE LOOSE!     bwar har har     What a fun idea.    In case you're not aware, every December Mamaw turns a ginormous collection of snowmen stuffs loose at her house and they drive FnE CRAZY!       So, we think maybe not all of them will behave during the move.

To participate, on September 12th post whatever you think might be happening with a snowfreak.   Are they loose and roaming the streets?    Are they hiding somewhere to scare FnE?    Are they rounding up more snowfriends along the way?  Let your imagination run wild.    Anything snowman-related will be super.    AND IT WILL BE A SURPRISE to welcome FnE back to blogging since they won't know anything about it.    SO DON'T TELL THEM!!!   

See how they take over the house in December?!?

YIKES, they're everywhere!

So, here's sorta what I invision as a possible happening on Saturday...

OMD they could be up to ANYTHING!    They could cause tremendous mischief fur sure.
Thanks again to Lassie and Benji and also to The Doods for helping spread the word.

You know there's a big Sadie Hawkins Dance on October 1st, right?!?    Well, the girls ask the guys out for this one, and my first request was from COOKIE.   So, I have gladly accepted and will be thrilled to be Cookie's date for the  big dance.    Hope to see all of you there too!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

September 04, 2015

FUR on Friday....AGAIN

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so excited that it's almost time for FnE to make the big move to Pencil Vane E Ah!   Can you believe it?!?    They are coming NEXT TUESDAY.    Gosh, that'll be such fun and I know they are looking forward to getting all settled in and back to Blogville.   They miss you all bunches.

So, other than that, the only other thing going on in my territory is a WHOLE BIG BUNCH OF SHEDDING!   BOL    Yup, I'm still blowing my coat and I gotta say my ears are so very sore.   See, my Mom is saying all sorts of nasty HBO words about my tufts of fur all over the house.  BWAR HAR HAR     Her vacula is working overtime.

To try to stop all of this, I got the dreaded bath yesterday when she got home from work.   Here is the photo proof of my torture...

Shaggy Me!


Dad working to de-shag-ify me!   BOL

Note the large bag 'O fur.  

And after:

Ta Daaaaaahhh!      OMD I surely look and feel better.  

Back to my normal unshaggy, sleek self.   BOL     And I have one of my snazzy Fall collars on too.
Of course, it's from Clara's Collars and this is not a promo or review, I just love their stuff!   I have about 12-4 collars all from there.      Hey, a guy's gotta look good, right?!?   BOL   

So, what's new in your world?

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish