Hey Everyone!
Wow, there is a woeful, woeful, dreadful feeling in my territory today furiends!
HOLY COW, we heard last night that our Pittsburgh Steelers are talking with *gulp* that dreadful, horrible, dastardly Michael Vick. We can't believe it. Surely, this won't really happen.
PLEASE, MR TOMLIN, DON'T SIGN THAT RAT BASTARD!
*** For those of you who might not be aware, this sorry excuse for a human being was convicted of being involved in dog fighting. ***
In my house, if this happens, we will spend the football season hiding our heads under our terrible towels. Oh, the shame.
Please, no. I can't look. I don't even want to hear the sports news today...
I will wipe my butt with my Pittsburgh Steelers Terrible Towel if they sign that rat bastard.
No kidding...I'll do it!
My Mom went so far as to say some very unladylike and rather colorful HBO words. She pledged that if this happens, she will root for the biggest rivals ever...the Baltimore Ravens. YUP, we'll ditch our Steelers and be Ravens fans.
WTF in the NFL?!?
Oh, it will make for a quiet and miserable football season, my furiends.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Possible Ravens Fan *yikes*
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD OMD.... I didn't know who this ****wit was so did the search... aarrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sicko.... You definitely have to do your own 'resigning' Sarge and peeps...
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Uh oh, doesn't sound good...I finks I might haf to ask Mr Google about this man
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Oh Sarge. We too had to ask google who this was and wished we hadn't. Oh what a waste of space this man is. Shame on him. Oh what a sorry day for all in your team. You might have to start following another team for sure. Sorry this is happening to your favourites. No worries and love Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD OMD SARGE we are Surely GLAD that we only like BASEBALL so we won't be effected as much as many... if that RAT BASTARD does get signed by the Steelers... We could not even Type his NAME...
ReplyDeleteBUTT know THIS.... if that DOES happen... we will want to wipe OUR butts on your TERRIBLE TOWEL, Also.
We don't think that .. RAT BASTARD .. should even be allowed to EVER play football ANYWHERE... He is WORSE than Squirrel Snot Lower than a SNAKE's BELLY.
PLEASE say they Gave him the BOOT...
ReplyDeleteI'm with ya'll WTF, who would ever consider letting him play
football again! The fans will not be happy is all I can say.
Blogville needs to protest!!!!!!!!!!
xo Cinnamon
SARGE IT IS BEYOND ME WHY HE IS STILL PLAYING FOOTBALL....HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING IN THE PUBLIC EYE...SO MANY SMALL CHILDREN COMING UP LATCH ON TO SPORTS HEROES AND THEY WON'T KNOW OR UNDERSTAND THE FACTS AND WHAT A HORRIBLE PERSON HE IS. MOM SAYS ANYONE WHO CAN HURT AN ANIMAL IS LOWER THAT A FLEA ON RAT!! THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR AND BOTTOM LINE SEEMS TO CLOUD THE VISION OF SO MANY...
ReplyDeleteI STAND BY YOU PROUDLY SARGE
HUGS MADI
OH SARGE! I think that if they sign Vick, you should not just wipe your butt with the Terrible Towel but pee ALL over it. Then SEND it to them. Momma won't buy anything Nike because of their support for him.
ReplyDeleteOh Sarge you must be sick over Rat Badtard. At least he will be far away from us. We think he should be shipped off to an unknown land
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
Our Grampa Ed was a big Steelers fan. He wouldn't like that kind of guy on the team either!
ReplyDeleteOurs mom just toles us there is a special place in **^* for humans like hims and apparently it is NOT wif your foot ball team. He is on her 10 top hated list, and apparently that is a very bad place to be. Mom can go on for hours about hims and his nasty self but we had better stop cos she just gets so wound up she cannot stop..........ugh......ugh............guhugh....stella rose
ReplyDeleteWe sooooooooo hope the Steelers pass him by!! We don't understand why he is still playing football either, he is such a bad man...
ReplyDeleteI hope that sick vick will not join your team... maybe there is a team in nowhere or in hades wha would like that guy...
ReplyDeleteMum and I are not football fans, but agree that this terrible person should not be allowed to play. Anyone who follows the show "Pitbulls and Parolees" will also agree -- and if you do not follow this show but want to know more about how great pitties are should start watching it. Unfortunately so many apartment complexes will not allow pitties, but again it is a case of "nature vs nurture" with respect to how great pitties can be.
ReplyDeletemwah to your mum, Sarge
ttfn
toodle pip
cookie
p/s/ I am letting mum have a couple of days off from my blog cos of dr appts, etc. will be back tomorrow
Terrible - insert HBO words here - lots and lots of them. Please make a video of you wiping your butt with the towel if they sign the rat bastard. We will help it go viral in protest!
ReplyDeleteAnother example where money is more important than morales.
OMD - even we can't watch your football we feel for you with this guy.
ReplyDeletethat would be a very sad day for football if they let him back in
ReplyDeleteSay it isn't so !!! We just don't understand why anyone would even give that !@##!## a split second of consideration.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
Oh No Sarge! This is the most terrible of news. We all will wipe our butts on your towel, That guy needs to go far far away from football
ReplyDeletehugs
mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Oh Sarge, Ma heard this on the news today, and almost passed out! She knew that you were HUGE Steeler fans, and knew this was not good news at all!!!
ReplyDeleteI would say root for my 49ers..butts it seems we're probably gonna have a crappy season...on the up side the Super Bowl is here this year!!! WoooHoooo!!! Gosh, I hopes he isn't comin' to town....
I thinks it's gonna be a depressing Football season...nuts.
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
OMD! Our relatives in PA are BIG Steelers fans. Can't believe that any team would accept him. We should get dogs to heckle him!
ReplyDeleteTime for a new team for ya to like I guess.
ReplyDeleteIf they sign him we will have to organize a Blogville protest!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
ugh! oh, that would be a sad state of things indeed, Sarge! we do hope you won't have to switch fav'rite teams...and if you don't, that the Dolphins never think of signing him...
ReplyDeletepip, smidgen, minnie, hollie
We hate "Mr. Sick Vick" too.......that whole thing with dog-fighting made us absolutely SICK............BOOOOOO HIIISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe already root for the Baltimore Ravens since we're in Virginia!
Hugs, Sammy