August 05, 2015

Well, well, well....



Hey everyone!
Wow, I finally got back home after my weekend in doggy jail while my peeps went to visit

FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs!  






 I got home Monday night and guess what I found.


This is what Mom's beloved rock wall and flowers looked like while I was home where I belonged and working on guard duty.      This is the BEFORE. 



Gee, aren't they pretty as long as I was here to protect the territory!    All BEFORE.





 Very nice florals there BEFORE.







So, then they go and throw me in the slammer and well,  well,  well.....
lookie at the poor sad plants now that they were left on their own without ole Sarge to serve and protect...







YUP!   Those are plants with MISSING leaves!   BWAR HAR HAR      This is the AFTER.


Well, now doesn't that just beat all?!?      All those pretty plants have been nibbled down to the bare stem.    I guess the local wildlife went wild.    While the Commish is away the hungry critters will play.      Definitely sad plants here in the AFTER pix.



That'll learn 'em.      I should have been right here at home where I belonged and those plants would still be pretty.   Humpf.




Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish










31 comments:

  1. easyweimaranerAugust 5, 2015 at 7:51 AM

    OMD OMD OMD where have all the flowers gone? (thanks Joan Baez lol) that wildlife knows no mercy...they waited till Officer Sarge left his office and the they grabed all that flowers... scandalous...butt now you are back and that greedy gang in the forrest has to stay away from your crib :o)

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  2. Frankie Furter and ErnieAugust 5, 2015 at 7:59 AM

    You are SOOOOO right Cussin. THAT'll LEARN 'em.
    You are so UNDER APPRECIATED. THAT will change when WE join you in Pencil Vane E Ah... TOGETHER the THREE of US will LEARN our Peeps MANY lessons.

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  3. Yamini MacLeanAugust 5, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    Hari OM
    This says one thing clearly, though Sarge... they have lookout scouts and new EXACTLY when to make their raid. Definitely a lesson! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  4. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyAugust 5, 2015 at 8:59 AM

    That will teach them to put you in jail!

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  5. LindaAugust 5, 2015 at 9:12 AM

    Oh that is not nice but someone needs to feed them.
    I hope it wasn't the tree rats that did it.
    xo Cinnamon

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  6. Matilda the BoxerAugust 5, 2015 at 9:19 AM

    I hope your pawrents have learned their lesson!

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  7. The Adventures of The Bell Fur ZooAugust 5, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    BOL oh yes that will teach them to put you in doggy jail ;)

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  8. Samantha August 5, 2015 at 9:35 AM

    Bol. Shouldn't have put you in doggy prison!

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  9. stellaroselongAugust 5, 2015 at 9:41 AM

    I think it is very fitting lesson for your momma and daddy...very fitting....sometimes we just have to hit where they live...so to speak....we sure miss seeing your cousins. stella rose

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  10. Patrice PughAugust 5, 2015 at 9:43 AM

    Yep, that learned them the hard away!!! They needs you and your mad security skills!!!

    ~Higgins

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  11. Two French BulldogsAugust 5, 2015 at 9:55 AM

    Don't they know the Chief of police don't get jailed! Yes the garden is looking good
    Snorts
    Lily & Edward

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  12. JulieAugust 5, 2015 at 10:43 AM

    You be very careful out there in the wilds Bossman Sarge, 'cos those critters sure haf sharp pointy teefs to eats all those leafs soooo quickly!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  13. Golden Woofs! SUGARAugust 5, 2015 at 11:01 AM

    BOL!!! for sure they miss you soooo much :-) Don't let them forget about Sugar's blog hop pawty on Monday. Golden Woofs

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  14. The Adventures of the LLB GangAugust 5, 2015 at 12:11 PM

    Well that will teach your pawrents, for sure!!! Never separate the Commish from his yard or the wildlife will run well, wild! BOL!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  15. NoodlesAugust 5, 2015 at 1:00 PM

    Sarge
    They shoulda known when the COMMISH is away, the WILD ONES will play.
    Love Noodles

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  16. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥August 5, 2015 at 1:56 PM

    Guess the humans need to hire a backup security detail when you have to leave the premises!!! But have no fear, those plants will perk right back up now that you are home.

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  17. My Mind's EyeAugust 5, 2015 at 3:53 PM

    MOL MOL MOL KARMA BIT THEM IN THE BUTT-OCKS!! THAT IS TOO FUNNY...NOT ABOUT THE PLANTS...WHEN THE PEEPS ARE AWAY THE VARMITS PLAY... POOR CRABBY GIRLS WERE PROBABLY FRANTIC W/WORRY TOO.
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  18. CowspotdogAugust 5, 2015 at 8:20 PM

    looks like the deer decided that was a nice salad bar

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  19. MurphyAugust 5, 2015 at 8:33 PM

    Word must have gotten out that you were off duty!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  20. sprinklesAugust 5, 2015 at 10:39 PM

    I hope your mom and dad learned their lesson that you need to be there to protect and serve for all time!

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  21. SullyAugust 5, 2015 at 11:33 PM

    I bet you never have to go back to doggy jail.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  22. Kinley WestieAugust 6, 2015 at 12:04 AM

    Dat'll teach him!

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  23. Bella Roxy & MacduiAugust 6, 2015 at 4:26 AM

    Sounds like those critters sent out a party invite on social media. Hope your pawrents learned a valuable lesson.....NO PRISON for the Police dog.

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  24. AnonymousAugust 6, 2015 at 6:47 AM

    Yep - it's those pesky deer! We have the same problem here. Mom loves hostas and lilies and SO DO THE DEER.....one day they're all beautiful and nice and neat and GREEN and the next day - wiped out. They sneak up during the night when we're all asleep and "have their way" with all Mom's plants! NOT NICE!

    Love, Sammy

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  25. AnonymousAugust 6, 2015 at 6:47 AM

    Yep - it's those pesky deer! We have the same problem here. Mom loves hostas and lilies and SO DO THE DEER.....one day they're all beautiful and nice and neat and GREEN and the next day - wiped out. They sneak up during the night when we're all asleep and "have their way" with all Mom's plants! NOT NICE!

    Love, Sammy

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  26. UnknownAugust 6, 2015 at 8:17 AM

    NO WAY!! We cannot believe our eyes!!
    Wally & Sammy

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  27. WFT NobbyAugust 6, 2015 at 2:45 PM

    Just think. When F+E and family come to live near you, there will never ever be any excuse for your peeps to abandon you so you will never ever again have to go to prison and you will always be able to guard your territory properly.
    That's right, isn't it?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  28. Ziggy StardustAugust 7, 2015 at 2:27 AM

    Wow, I hope they appreciate all that you do. I bet they won't make that mistake again.

    I miss Frankie and Ernie.

    Ziggy Out!

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  29. ♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥August 7, 2015 at 6:43 AM

    Poetic justice we'd say. Next time maybe they'll think twice about you not staying home!!

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  30. Millie and WalterAugust 8, 2015 at 9:46 AM

    Our grandma has the same problem with critters (deer usually) eating all her flowers too. We offered our services but she said we would have to live there and our mom and dad don't want to do that.

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  31. ScooterAugust 10, 2015 at 10:52 PM

    Yah...that will teach them. They need to leave you in charge!!

    Wags
    Oreo

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