May 23, 2015

Snicker Saturday....Mom's CARcass





Hey everyone!
Wow, I'm so excited because I have company this weekend!   YUP, it's:


FRANKIE AND ERNIE AND MAMAW AND PAPAW PANTSLEGS!  
Wooohoooooo!
So, I won't be around much because we'll be super busy having lots of fun.  BOL



BUT, it wouldn't be the weekend without a chuckle from me to you.   



Okay, what happens if you take THIS:


PLUS THIS:



?????????


Answer:    You get THIS:




You got it!    My Mom had a little mousie living in her beloved RU.    Now, being a kind hearted, if somewhat nutty peep, she decided that this was cute.    Dad, not so much.    She made Dad leave it alone because it wasn't huring anything except a few napkins and tissues from her glove compartment and she said mice gotta live too.     ahem.

WELL, the poor wayward mousie musta gotten all sorts of confused and ended up in a part of the car where it couldn't get out.   You guessed it....the mousie died.    Right there inside the deepest inner guts of Mom's beloved RU.       Now, it's not so cute anymore.   

So, the end of the math equation is this.    If you take one cute mousie, add it to one beloved RU, add in one nest of napkins, divide by the square root of one rodent rainbow bridge crossing
THE TOTAL IS THIS:





Oh, that's toooo funny!   Mom's car has a yucky deceased mousie funk about it and stinks like mad.   She's stuck driving with her head out the window just like us.   BOL  




Hope this story gave you as big a laugh as it did me and Dad.   We've been ROFL about this for a few weeks now.   

PeeS:   Dad did try to find the little mousie CARcass, but it's somewhere deep inside the RU and can't be found.    We figure it will take about 2 months for the stink to disappear.   Poor mousie!


Have a super weekend, and for my American furiends have a wonderful Memorial Day Holiday!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Laughing Hound

PeeS again:   I can laugh because I always travel in Dad's car!    BWAR HAR HAR



17 comments:

  1. JulieMay 23, 2015 at 6:21 AM

    Paw Mom, faught she wuz doing mousey a good turn and now has a smelly car!!!!
    Haf a great weekend wiv Frankie and Ernie
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. easyweimaranerMay 23, 2015 at 7:54 AM

    Sory that we laughed like monkeys, it isn't funny for your mom and her kid on four wheels... stinky cars are awful... my mom made that experience as she sprayed perfume in the ventilation of her car... the smell was breathtaking, specially when she turned the heater on...what a disaster :o(
    have a super weekend with your guests from the hill and I wish you the bestest Memorial Day ever :o)
    easy rider

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  3. Lovable LilyMay 23, 2015 at 8:11 AM

    P-U! It's a good thing that Mom can drive with her head out the window. Such a funny story Sarge, butt we bet Mom ain't laughing now.

    Have a great & safe weekend with F&E.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  4. Bella Roxy & MacduiMay 23, 2015 at 8:58 AM

    SHE did that once. Had a mouse in the house, that SHE thought was cute. Unfortunately, it invited all its friends and family.......but they didn't get deaded, just had scotties chase them back out.

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  5. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyMay 23, 2015 at 9:30 AM

    LOL! Maybe in the future your mom will gently relocate anything that wants to live in her car!

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  6. LBJMay 23, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    That is just too funny. I can just picture your Mom driving with her hair our the window. Mice and car ventilation systems. Never a good ending.

    Abby Lab

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  7. Yamini MacLeanMay 23, 2015 at 10:04 AM

    Hari OM
    OMDness I knows that odour and it takes a lot of window opening to get it over with... Enjoy your visitors Sarge and co!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  8. MurphyMay 23, 2015 at 11:49 AM

    Oh dear, what if that mouse had babies? What if it ate the wiring off (squirrels do that)? Our mom is not too nice to mouses. Maybe get some air freshener?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  9. Brinley WestieMay 23, 2015 at 12:01 PM

    I votes wiff Murphy.... squirrels and mousies can chew da wiring of yer car.

    Seems dey use peanut oil in Dad's Lexus....some squirrel chewed da wiring cuz of dat. He had it parked out in da driveway...

    Rodents and cars don't mix.

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  10. Patrice and HigginsMay 23, 2015 at 3:17 PM

    BOL BOL BOL! Poor mousies and poor mom! You should give her a close pin fur her nose!!!!!

    ~Higgins

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  11. Kinley WestieMay 23, 2015 at 7:55 PM

    A mousie? I woulda luved to have deaded it.

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  12. CharliedownunderMay 24, 2015 at 1:10 AM

    Crikey ...... time to sell the car but who'd buy it?????

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  13. AnonymousMay 24, 2015 at 6:26 AM

    Uhoh......dead mousie "perfume" is not pleasant. That happened to my Dad once (thankfully before my Mom met him!) and it was not NICE. We can only hope that a good airing over the next few months (eeek) will help "clear the air" !!!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  14. Poodle At PlayMay 24, 2015 at 8:57 PM

    Oh boy...maybe next time your Mom will try to let you dad get the mouse out! Mom had a mouse living in her car once, too. She didn't let him stay because she was afraid he or she could do all kinds of expensive damage...

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  15. Golden Woofs! SUGARMay 24, 2015 at 9:30 PM

    Woofs! Have a PAwsome time ... and Woofs to Frankie and Ernie. Golden Woofs

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  16. Millie and WalterMay 24, 2015 at 10:14 PM

    Maybe next time your mom will listen to your dad and evict the next mousie.

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  17. sprinklesMay 25, 2015 at 2:27 AM

    Aww, I mighta kept the mousie too. Not really sure how I'd react if I found one in the car. So sorry the mousie died. Hopefully the smell will clear up soon.

    Enjoy your visit with MawMaw and Papa Pantslegs.

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