*** ahhhemmm ... er ... cough*cough ... arrhmm **
Good morning, recruits!
I am Police Commissioner Sarge and it is my honor to
welcome you to your Blogville Police Training Academy!
Here you will learn all of the skills needed to become the bestest Blogville Police Department employee you can be.
Be sure to listen to your instructors. Study and work hard and you will do well.
This is an excellent class of recruits and you will all become good furiends and co-workers during the week ahead. Your instructors have high expectations for you....and Ruby has donuts for you!
BOL Ahem.
So, be prepared to learn and practice your skills. You are in for an exciting week.
Best of luck to you all.
Your Schedule Is As Follows:
Today:
Sidebite: Chain of Command, Dept Assets, Recruit Introduction.
Ranger: Schedule, Classes, Officer Tools, Weapons Practice.
Feb 3:
Sully: Security/Patrol Duties, WalkieTalkie, Take Downs, Driving.
Sully & Ranger: Skills Exercises, Obstacle Course, Driving Practice
Feb 4:
Bentley/Pierre: Tracking, Evidence Collection, Skills Practice.
Hailey: Paperwork/Reports, Jail Procedures, Guard Duty.
Hailey & Ranger: Lockup Practice.
Feb 5:
Zaphod: Detective Work, Interviewing, Arrest Procedures, Rights.
Zaphod & Ranger: Skills and Arrest Practice.
Sidebite: Most Wanted List
Feb 6:
Sidebite: Written and Verbal Testing.
Ranger: Field Testing
Sarge: Graduation Ceremony
Sidebite: Assignments and Duties
Ruby: Donut Party
Oz: Daily Transportation to Classes and Activities
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commissioner
27 comments:
Great job, Sarge! Don't scratch ...bawhahahahahahha! That's a tough one.
Okay Bossman Sarge, I promise to do my best and pay attentions!
Er....when's the puppicino break ?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Is there only one female in your police class? Is it maybe a little bit discriminated? Just asking LOL :)
We's gonna feel sooooo safe in Blogville with a Police Force like this. ;)
Great job Sarge! Thanks for always keeping me on my hooves. Kiss to my Crabby Girls.
Amber is so right....Blogville will feel mighty safe these days. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
We are comforted to know that Blogville will be VERY safe. Those are some mighty fine looking Recruits!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Best of luck to all the new recruits! Train hard!
Oz
No Scratching???
Surely they will be allowed to Sniff the the other recruits though, won't they???
No scratching? Well, I suppose that be OK if'n you can still do licking, BOL!
Hope every buddy is listening good
Lily & Edward
I will clean my ears to understand efurry word... it's impawtant to be on alert if they close the palice stations at 5pm in my area..
btw: I don't wear underwear, hope that works too?
I must have missed the memo.
Angus Mc.
OH MY DOGS WE ARE ABOUT TO JUMP ON
OZ MAGIC CARPET
WELL DONE SARGE
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Clap, clap, clap. Well done Sarge. It is going to be a great week.
For sure Ruby has the best job!
Officers Bentley and Pierre are reporting to the academy! Sir, yes sir! Can we munch on donuts in the classroom? Teaching makes me hungry. ☺ You look super cool in your uniform. P.S. Frankie and Ernie probably ARE in their underwear! BOL!
That's a full schedule. We hope there are some Bitey-face breaks for Dui, he's going to need them.
Outstanding Boss, Barharhar, picture them in their underwear.
Top Cop Bites
Hari OM
APPLAWS APPLAWS... Blogville already feels safer!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Donuts? Oh boy!
Yessir Mr... mean Sarent...I mean, I will do my best Sir!!
Smiley Salute!
Arty
Crikey ..... I'm all ears. When's the donut break?????
We are sure you inspired the new recruits!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Way to motivate the new recruits Commish!
Aroo to you,
Sully
That is a great class you have got there Sarge. I am sure they have much to learn and you will be an excellent example to all of them. I sleep better at night knowing you are out there protecting me.
Loveys Sasha
p.s. I will be happy to supply free donuts, just let me know how many you need.
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