Thanks Blogville....From Sarge

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is such a special day because we get to tell the whole world why we send out our THANKS BLOGVILLE posts.     I am always thankful for Blogville for bunches of reasons.   The biggest is because I get to share my life with all of your lives, my bestest furiends.    See, I really am a very ANTIsocial pooch.   I don't work and play well with others in real life, so this is my way of interacting with the world and I'm so very lucky to have all of you for furiends.  

We've had tons of wondeful adventures together, but one popped out in my mind and I'll bark about it to show just one example of why I say Thanks Blogville Furiends.

The story started like this:


5-15-13 post by my Mom.
SARGE BIT ME!!!!
Okay?  Whew, it feels better to get that out there for all to see.   Yes, he really did.   Now, I won't testify that it was a horrible, near-death experience.   I swear under oath that there was no broken skin, no blood, no amputation, no nasty bruising.   But, I also testify before all that he REALLY DID BITE ME!    The scene involved the camera and my attempts to take a series of photos for use on Sarge's blog.   Yes, I was working for HIM.  Apparently, he got tired of the process and as I reached for his collar HE BIT MY POINTER FINGER.   For those of you with only paws or claws or fins or talons and not fingers, YES THEY HURT WHEN BITTEN!    No permanent damage done, but it did hurt.
Under cross examination, I freely admit that at the time I unleashed (lol) a shocking string of HBO words that would make a sailor blush.   Yes, I did.   But, I maintain that I was provoked, and chomped on at the time and therefore under duress.  And that's the facts, jacks.
So, no blog and no Chief of Police job.   Ptthththttthhht.   There, take that, Sarge!




OMD it was horrible!    I lost my bloggie and everything.   Mom turned my blog over to the Crabby Girls while I was sent to the doghouse:

5-16-13 post by the Crabby Girls,
As you probably know, The Hands said that Sarge bit a hand and so they have taken his blog and his Chief of Police title!    SHOCKING!   We crabby girls have been working our leggies  like mad to keep the blog up to snuff, but we certainly did not ask for this or have anything to do with the situation.  Please, darling friends, do not believe that we are behind this at all.  We are behind Sarge!
We crabby girls are so very very grateful for all of the love and devotion of our, and Sarge's, friends.  We have quietly kept Sarge informed and we can report that he is enormously humbled and thankful for all of you.  He is desperate to get this difficulty settled!
We will be so very anxious for an outcome to this day's event.  Ooooh there is such commotion!
Little Pinches,
Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana




Well, never fear, my bestest furiends in Blogville had my back!   Before I knew it Ranger and Casey went to work on my behalf.

Lots of you joined in to help me out.   Gee, there was a trial and everything!    Mayoress Madi presided and Sasha served foodables and Blogville worked its magic for me:

5-16-14 post by my Mom:

Hello to all of Blogville.  Well, the response was overwhelming.  The Sarge session of Mayoress Madi's Court yesterday was most definitely a landslide.   Okay, okay, okay!   Nevermind that HE BIT ME!   Even a peep cannot ignore the mountain stacked in Sarge's favor.   Sooooo.....
 Yikes, I GIVE!    UNCLE!     I SURRENDER!
The Hands
( P.S.   On a serious note, thanks so much for all of the response!  Sarge is one lucky lucky pooch to have all of you, his Blogville furiends.    Me, not so much!  LOL )

And just like that I got my bloggie back!
So, there's just one big, bright, shining example of why I bark THANKS BLOGVILLE and thanks to all of you for bringing such fun, support and joy to my humble little poochie life.    I hope all of you find something to be thankful for today too.


A NOTE FROM SARGE'S MOM:
    I WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO THANK MY MOM   (FnE'S MOM, SARGE'S MAMAW)   FOR STARTING THIS BLOG FOR SARGE YEARS AGO.    IT IS A JOY TO ME TOO AND I LOVE EVERY MOMENT WE ALL SHARE HERE IN BLOGVILLE.
   SO, THANKS, MOM FOR INTRODUCING ME TO BLOGVILLE!   


Okay, back to Sarge.     And the Crabby Girls will be sending their Thanks Blogville message out later today.       BTW:   We are off spending a long holiday with FnE and Sarge is in doggy jail.  So, we won't be around to comment, but we wish all of you a very Happy Thanks Blogville.


Grr and a Lucky Woof,
Sarge, Blogville Citizen