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March 31, 2012

Snicker Saturday...Wordies



Hey Everyone!
Wow, these Saturdays always sneak up on me!  I hope you had a great week.  Here's your Saturday chuckle courtesy of those crazy word verification thingies that we all hate so much.

Okay, here we go....I'm going to show you 


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 reellie, reellie funny!


Here it is...for all of you kitty folks out there...
I bet a bunch of you
 abitabi  in your house!
Get it, abitabi?!?  Have A Tabby?!?    BWAR HAR HAR
ahem.


Okay, how about this one instead...

Whenever I
 whine 
in Mom's face, she tells me 
I need some

 mints!
BOL.


Yeah, I know.  Pretty bad.   Well, I'm speaking
Sargerish again.

Have a great weekend!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

March 29, 2012

Thursday Torture

Hey everyone!
Wow, the other day my peeps got all out-of-hand and beyond my control!  I have a great big gripe for the complaint department.

So, to start with, my peeps left me.  They do that all the time and I never have a sense of humor about it.  Well, they left me and must have gone way, way, way, far away.

When they (finally) came back, they brought this massive box in with them.  Okay, I give.  Moooooommmmmm, what's in the box?????


I took a good look at the box and it said "SHARK" on it!    OMD OMD OMD
They lost their peep-minds and brought home Jaws.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to move out.

See?!?  Not only is it a SHARK, but it's a PROFESSIONAL SHARK.
Now, I'm no marine biologist, but I'm guessing that means this Jaws is better at shark things than the average Great White.  This is looking really bad to me.

So, then they start opening the box to let it out.  GASP!
Well, long story short (not really), it was not the ocean-type shark at all.  I thought it was pretty odd that the box wasn't leaking water all over my floor.  Anyway...when they are all done, here's what lived in the box:
 

That's right, my furiends!  It may not have been Jaws, but it was bad enough.  It's a new VACULA!  Man-O-Man I hate these things.  Obviously.  I tried my Sarge-est to scare it away, but it seems to be intent on staying.  My crazy Mom is going all squeeee for this nasty thing. 


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You can see for yourself what I think of it.  She kept going on and on and on and on and on and on about it being such a great worker.  Whatever.  I will say it sucked up my floor-fur in great big (fast) gulps.  Okay, I get it....but I still don't like it.

On top of that, when I said they must have gone far far far away to get this beast, I wasn't kidding!  I checked them out and they apparently went clear all the way to China to get this thing!  Seriously, when I gave them a good whiffle, they had Oriental-smelling breath.  No doubt about it...they went to China while they were out.  At least they brought me some food in one of those white boxes.  It tasted a little funny, but I ate it anyway.  Had these little, iddy, biddy, tiny corn cobs in there.  Strange.  After that long a trip, it's a wonder they made it back at all!


Talk about torture.  See what I have to live with?!?
Grr and a Miffed Woof,
Sarge, Grouch

March 28, 2012

Wordless Wed...Strutter

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Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Turkey Farmer!

March 27, 2012

Barkday from Zona

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this past Sunday was my 6th barkday and my peeps gave me a most excellent party!  Balloons, toys, treats, music, the works.  Well, just when I thought that was the most wonderful ever, my Bestest Girl Zona sent me a pawesome pressie pack in the mail!  Dad brought it home to me yesterday and I could smell my gorgeous girl ALL over it!

 OMD!  I smell ZONA!
Eat your hearts out guys...she's MY bestest girl!
Notice I'm wearing my Monkeydana just for her.


Wow, the first thing I found in my pressie box is a special, 
new bandana just fur my barkday boy self!
Isn't that totally cool?!?


Look at all this loot!
BOL at this funny card.  Love those tennis balls!
AND A PAIR OF EXTREMELY YUMMY
BARKDAY COOKIES!!!
OMD I'm the luckiest pooch alive!

 

My peeps let me totally indulge myself!
I ate them both...right away...no waiting!
Gulp and Gone!

Zona Girl, you are the Bestest ever.  Thanks so much for remembering my barkday and for sending me such amazing pressies.  I love you so much I can't even bark it all out.
Grr and a Love-Struck Woof,
Sarge, Boyfuriend

March 26, 2012

Crabby Monday


Hello Blogville!   Toodle-oo Turkle and hi to Froggle and Marshie!
This used to be our little corner of the world.  Notice we said it USED to be!  See this picture?

Not bad, not bad at all.  Kinda homey to us anyway.


Well, we have had a community renovation project here in our crabitat neighborhood.  The other day The Hands swooped in, moved us all around, and viola we have a refurbished community.


Look at the new feature we have now!  
Very pretty for us crabby girls.  
We like the colors and the birds are very natural.


 That pink bottle is the sprayer that The Hands use
to keep our crabitat nice and humid for us.



We totally approve!
Great community improvement!

We hope all is wonderful in your neighborhood too.
Little Pinches,
Shelldon & Beachnut

March 25, 2012

Hey Its My Barkday

Hey Everyone!
Wow, today is my barkday!  Yup, I'm SIX today.  Isn't that a pawesome age to be?!?  I have such a wonderful life...my peeps are good to me and I have amazing furiends here in Blogville.  Thanks for sharing my year with me.
Yuck! Enough of that mush...LET'S PARTY!!!!!

OMD I got a package!
Look, it has a pooch ON it...
and

treat yummers IN it!
Perfect and tasty!


Hey, Cool!  
It's one of those CRAZY noisemaker thingies!
Hooonnnkkkkkk, Sqnnnnnnnkkkk


WOW, look at this new toy!
It's a GINORMOUS, COLOSSAL, blue ball!


Boy, if I could just get this...just right...almost got it...
wait
umm

 KABLAMMMMMO
Hmmmm.
Sorta went all flat on me. 
That's strange.
Oh, well.

I got my very own
Happy Barkday balloon-on-a-stick!
Not as fun as squirrel-on-a-stick,
but it was still great!  BOL



Hey,  here's a barkday video just for me:
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This was one pawesome party!  My peeps spoil me rotten.  PERFECT!
I deserve every bit of it.

Cake and ice cream later today!  Thanks for coming to my party and I hope you have a great year too.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Barkday Boy

March 24, 2012

Snicker Saturday...Safari

Hey Everyone!
Wow, there's the most exotic, amazing,
weird & intriguing animal out there on my deck!


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What in the world is that thing???

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I can't believe my eyes...
It really is a
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OMD...
It's a
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a ZEBRADOG!


Gotcha!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

March 23, 2012

Funky Math


Hey Everyone!
Wow, now this kinda math is actually fun...


PIZZA



PLUS



SHAKE



EQUALS



PIZZA BONES!!




That all adds up to a satisfied tummy!
BOL

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

March 21, 2012

Wordless Wed...Spring Sprung



Topped out at 80 today!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

March 19, 2012

Crabby Monday 13





Hello Blogville!   Toodle-oo Turkle!  Hi to Froggle & Marshie!
Shelldon here for your Crabby Monday.

So, the other day, The Hands went to bed with me looking like this:




And when they got up in the morning, I looked like this:
See my nice new shell?  There's my old one on the right.  I've done this before.  I kinda like this white and brown striped shell a lot.

Then, by the time The Hands sat down to dinner, I looked like this:
again.    See, I like that other shell, and I've tried it on before.  But then I miss my old stand-by shell and move back.  Hee hee hee.  I just can't decide.





Anyway, I've stayed in this one ever since.

Here I am doing my favorite balancing act:
Sarge isn't the only one in this house with a favorite beloved stick!  This is my favorite log in my crabitat.  I pinch pieces off and dig under it and walk on it.  Pretty good balance huh!


Little Pinches,
Shelldon

March 17, 2012

Snicker St Paddys



Hey Everyone!
Wow, you know Spring is here when St Patrick's day rolls around!  For today's Snicker Saturday I am especially excited because I'm pawticipating in my good furiend, Bunk's event.  If you don't know BUNK, click on his name and link on over.  Check out his 3-4-12 post for details because he has pawesome prizes for this!   St Patrick's Day is important to me because it lets us celebrate a great country and our furiends from there.  I also love the fun, food and parties, and especially the fact that it is the start of Spring. 
So, here's my entry:



WHERE SHOULD A POOCH GO TO
SIT AND RELAX ON ST PADDY'S DAY??
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ON HIS   
PADDY 'O FURNITURE  !
BWAR HAR HAR!
(Did you notice that I'm an Irish Sitter?!?)
Pawsonally, I think that's hysterical.  ahem.


Have a great Irish celebration today.
Grr and O'Woof,
Sarge, COP

March 16, 2012

Half Full Friday...Didnt


Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's Half Full Friday once again, my good furiends!  Time to think of my week as being half full instead of half empty.

This week:

I DIDN'T have to go to the dogtor.

I DIDN'T destroy any of my toys.

I DIDN'T get in trouble for anything.  (Stunning, isn't it?!?)

I DIDN'T get knocked unconscious when Mom threw my beloved stick, hit a tree, and it bounced back into my snooter.

I DIDN'T get eaten alive when I barked at the Black Bear that was running down my street.

I DIDN'T starve or have to cry for lack of affection...for a change


BWAR HAR HAR


Not bad...not bad at all!  How was your week?
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

March 14, 2012

March 12, 2012

Crabby Monday 12


Hello Blogville!   Toodle-oo Turkle and hi to our friends Froggle and Marshie!

We girls are really pretty lucky.  "The Hands" take good care of us and always make sure we have very tasty food to munch on in our crabitat.  

Mmmmmm...banana, plantain, papaya!

Broccoli, orange, plantain, and a piece of salmon cake!
That's me, Shelldon walking near our restaurant.

After a nice meal, nothing is better than a relaxing snooze.
That's me, Beachnut taking a crabby nap.

Have a good week, everyone!
Little Pinches,
Shelldon & Beachnut