Hey Everyone!
Wow, I had a bad situation the other day! I was having a wonderful time with my peeps out in my yard enjoying the warm Fall weather. It was about 68 degrees and I was playing with my beloved STICK. It's the only and bestest stick I ever chase.
Here it is. Beautiful isn't it?!?
So, life was good, stick was flying, I was chasing, peeps were laughing...
AND THEN.....
THWACK! Right in the face. See, I was chasing my beloved stick with extra conviction, when I suddenly slid in the leaves and slammed face-first into a pile of brush at the edge of my territory. WHAM-O. I gave a small, unmanly yelp and jumped back, but it was too late. I guess the sticks and twigs in this brushpile wanted revenge for what I was doing to their fellow stick and decided to whack me in the eye. YEOUCH.
So now my handsome face looks like this!
Ick. I got poked right in the corner of my eye. Don't worry, my eyeball is fine...a little tender and watery...okay it HURTS LIKE CRAZY, but I'm okay. No permanent damage done. 
I've been able to sweet-talk my peeps into some extra food, extra scritches, and lots of that nice talk that is so soothing and comforting. Ahhhh, this isn't so bad after all. I might just milk this a little!
OH, MOM, IT'S STARTING TO THROB! OOOOHHHHHHHH, UGGGGGGGH. MAYBE MORE FOOD WOULD HELP!!!
Grr and a Wounded Woof,
Sarge, COP
33 comments:
Ouch Sarge! Hope you are getting plenty of extra treats!!
Good job, make sure you get all the attention coming to you. :P
Atta boy Sarge mate! ;-) Get well soon! Deccy x
So did you scream like a schoolgurl? That do be what I do but then I is a gurl, BOL. Glad that stick missed your eyeball but did enuff damage to get extra noms and skrtiches. You planned and eggsekooted that pawfectly.
Sarge,
Be careful. Those eye pokes can cause trouble. I'm sure your peeps are watching you closely. Thanks for the warning about evil things in leaf piles.
Kisses,
Dexter
Dude you know how to take opportunity when it presents itself......milk it for all it is worth
Sarge, you definitely need more treats and tummy rubs! Woofs from Jeffie and Rudy
Sarge sweetie, we're so sorry that you had a most unfortunate run-in with the brush pile. We are sending you little doxie kisses to help take the pain away. Look at it like it's your Badge of Honor! When we saw your picture we thought you were out breaking up a fight in Blogville or something. At least it's getting you extra attention (which really you deserve ALL of the time).
Feel better soon my furend!
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Oh my word Sarge we hope your ouchie eye is better today. Blooming vengeful sticks. Go and give them a good chew and show them who is boss. I think you might need some chicken n rice to make your ouchie better. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
Mean ol' sticks! I'm glad it's nothing permanent. Milk that injury for all the treats you can get!
Sarge,
We hope your eye stops hurting soon.
xo Cinnamon
Wow Sarge that eye does look like it would hurt...of course now my mom is even MORE adament that we CaNNOT EVER play with sticks..mostly cos of our big bulgy eyes!
I sure hope you get to feeling better, my Dad can come over and fry bacon for you if you want.
Stella Rose
Hi Sarge, I hope you eye feels better soon. My favorite things to play with outside are sticks too. I will be extra careful to make sure I don't run into anything while retrieving one.
Millie
Oh nose, Sarge. Officer Down!!! We need to send reinforcements to take revenge on those nasty sticks!
Oh Sarge! You poor thing. That looks nasty! Sticks and their families can sometimes be pretty revengeful! Since your going to be milking it, why not ask for bacon. I hear it makes everything feel better! Take care buddy. :)
First off, that looks like the perfect stick. Hey if you need any back up to take care of those lawless sticks in the leaf pile just call me. And yes Basset Momma is right, bacon make everything better. I think I read somewhere that all good cops have at least one scar.
Blessings,
Goose
Oh Sarge you poor baby. Now is your chance to make up a big bad story of how you had to defend the pawrents from big bad lions, tigers and bears
Benny & Lily
Silly sticks....glad you are feeling a bit better. I'm sure more treats and cuddling would help the healing even more...demand it!!
OUCH!! Gee, hope you get better real fast. That must really hurt!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Woof! Woof! With that SMILE I say extra treats. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
If you guys talk to Frankie ... hope they are well. Missing them on blogland.
OH NOES SARGE!!
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MOST UNFORTUNATE CHAIN OF EVENTS...JUST WHEN YOU THINK LIFE CAN GET NO BETTER IT UP AND SLAPS YOU SIDE THE HEAD!
BUTT ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE...I EXPECT ALL THE GALS WILL BE GIVING YOU LOTS OF SYMPATHY.
REST WELL HANDSOME FELLA
KITTY KISSES ON YOUR PEEPER.
MADI
Cheese needed here. Quick open the emergency pack!!!!
Oh your poor booboo eye. You have to watch those sticks, they can be dangerous.
We're so happy you aren't wounded for life and have to wear a pirate patch or something.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
Oh my! I wish I could kiss it for you! I hope you heal up soon!
Those sticks can be real revengeful Sarge. Nasty. Glad no serious damage done.
Now, milk it....
Kisses,
Ruby
Makes you look like a tough guy. Make sure your peeps know that the only way to heal is extra treats!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Poor baby!
Nola
OK Sarge, show blogville how it's done, Play it for all you can, step up be a man and whine a lot!
Your Pals
Susie & Bites
OUCH SARGE that looks like it hurts. I say demand cheeseburgers - they make everything better!
Your pal, Pip
Oh Sarge, My Vickie went pale and almost passed out. Not really, but she is very worried about your eye. You must have one heck of a headache with that.
Take it easy dude, Oh that looks so sore.
bert
Sarge, I am so sorry you got an eye booboo. I hope it is better and I totally agree, milk it all you can. I think ice cream and cheese and bacon will make it feel like tons better(winking).
Take it easy my sweet pal
Loveys Sasha
Oh, milk it for all it's worth, but don't work it too much, cause then they'll be like "Oh nos, this can never happen again" and then they'll make you wear goggles and safety gear to play, and that's no fun .
Aww Sarge, sorry about your eyeball. Sticks can be tricky little devils. We reckon your mum and dad should get you some really cool sun glasses. Also pancakes, bacon, fried eggs and toast should make you feel a little better as long as it comes in a continuous supply. Smoochie kisses to you mate. No Sarge, they're from me, Stella hehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Ouch Sarge! :( You know I heard puttin raw steak over a wounded eye makes it feel lots better ;)
Hope it heals up quick for ya pal.
Waggin at ya,
Roo
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