Howl O Ween

Hey Everyone!
Wow, isn't Howl O Ween a totally fun holiday!  All of those spooks and thrills and frights!  I love it all.  This is probably my favorite holiday of the whole year.  Well, it's time for the big event...that's right sports fans...it's costume time!  Here we go:

 This year, it's All Hail King Sarge!

 My Majesty  BWAR HAR HAR

Here's Beachnut clowning around in the haunted punkin patch.  

She's playing Frankenstein's monster!

There's Shelldon goofing off and enjoying the Halloween

 as a skull gal with a witch hat!  BOL

Just in case you missed it Monday, here are their trick-or-treat costumes this year!  

Lion and mousie.

I hope all of you have a wonderful, ghoulish, scary, treat-filled howl-o-ween!  Enjoy, my good furiends and I'll be around to see all of your fabulous costumes!   BOL this is fun!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, King

Salty Award

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so excited to say that I've been given a new award!  My good furiends at Cheshire Danes gave me the

Super Sweet Blogging award!   Thank you so very very much and I'm honored and excited!  These cupcakes look totally yummy, and I do like some sweets, but I gotta agree that salty is even better.  So, the rules say I need to thank the givers...check and done!   Then, I gotta answer the salty questions so here I go:

1.  Ham versus Olives:   Totally ham ham ham ham!  Gotta be meat fur sure!

2.  Camembert versus Cheddar:  Cheddar is bestest.

3.  My Favorite Salty Treat:  I love the salty, savory pepperoni bites from pizza!  Delish.

4.  When Do I Crave Salty Treats:  I get my biggest cravings whenever my peeps are eating.   Butt, trust me, I'll eat anytime!  BOL

5.  What Would My Salty Nickname Be:  I think it would be Roni Head!   BWAR HAR HAR  Get it...peppeRONI Head?!?  BOL  That's funny, but I hope it doesn't catch on.   ahem.

Well, that was really fun and I thank the Danes again for including me!  These questions were unique and fun.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Crabby Monday...Halloween Costumes

Hello Blogville and Toodle-oo to Turkle!

First of all, please don't forget that Frankie & Ernie are still without internet access, so they can't do emails or blogging.  We think that's horrible and we all will miss them lots and lots.


Okay, so it's Halloween time!  Last week we showed you our spooky haunted forest and our creepy pumpkin patch.  Now, we're ready to show off our trick-or-treat costumes.   We asked The Hands for help and take a look at our outfits:

Shelldon:   Eeek, squeek, anyone got any cheese?

Beachnut:   Roaaaaaar, I'm the king of this jungle crabitat.

Oh, we're so very excited about Halloween this year!  We think we'll get lots of coconut, papaya, tuna, oranges, dates, nuts, and lots lots more.  We'll have more treats than we know what to do with!  For all of you, our friends, we wish you a fun holiday and bunches of your favorite treats.  Watch out for those rotten trickers!  Teeheehee

Little Pinches,
Shelldon Mouse and Beachnut Lion

PSA FRANKIE & ERNIE

Hey everyone!
Wow, I have to take a minute to interrupt my usual Snicker Saturday for a PSA for Frankie and Ernie!  You probably all know they've been having internet troubles...  Booooooooooo.

Well, now they REALLY REALLY have troubles.  They pre-posted for today and for tomorrow, but they will be TOTALLY OFFLINE and disconnected from email and blogging until at least Nov 5th.   PTHTHTTHTHTHTH to that fur sure!

 

Remember when my Mr Dell was sick?!?

How awful!   Once in a great little while F-n-E can sneak in one tiny quick little bit of connection, so they MAY possibly be able to get a post up for howloween, but DON'T COUNT ON IT because the connection doesn't last.  Please don't send emails because they can't read them.  Please don't worry because they are fine, they just have no connection.  Please don't feel bad if they don't comment for your posts because they can't see them.

Gosh, how horrible...and it's for a looooong time too.  So, F-n-E are on a forced blogging and email break until at least 11-5-12.  We'll all miss them and will be thrilled when they get back.



Okay, now back to my regularly scheduled Snicker Saturday.  BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Snicker Saturday...BIG

Hey Everyone!
Wow, happy happy weekend to all of you, my very good furiends!  It's Snicker Saturday time:

 

WHOPPERS

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BWAR HAR HAR!  

I bet if one of these whoppers would FALL on your noggin...

it'd hurt like crazy!  

Can anyone say KLUNK?!?

BTW:  Note my spooky howloween bandana!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Foggy Friday

Hey Everyone!
Wow, the weather in my territory can be really weird!  Did you know that I live waaaaay up on a really biiiiiig hill....then at the bottom is a river?  That means fog.  Take a look...

 

Teeheehee these critters think they're hidden, but I can see them!  Invading my territory and earning a big Sarge Bark!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Wordless Wednesday...My Peeps Elk Watch

 

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Crabby Monday...Our Haunted Forest and Patch

Hello Blogville and Toodle-oo to Turkle!

We crabby girls are celebrating the Halloween season with some scary crabitat remodels. 
Check this out!

 Oooooo it's a Fright-Fest Forest!

That's me, Beachnut scooting along the back trying to lay low.

Shelldon here, I'm not even coming out to look.

Owls and bats and gnarly trees...crabby creepy!

Eeeeek!

YIKES!

That's enough for us...we're outa here!

This is a little less terrifying...a little...

Check out our possessed pumpkin patch.

These must have grown from very bad seeds!

Tune in next week to see our Halloween costumes. 
We have special masks for trick-or-treating!
Little Pinches,
Shelldon & Beachnut

Pressies From Zona Girl

 Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so very very glad to be back!  My Mr Dell is feeling all better now (see yesterday's Snicker Saturday post) so I'm back to Blogville with you, my very good furiends.

A week ago I got the bestest package in the mail!  I love getting mail and I always wag because the post office peeps are always amazed.  They joke with my Dad about how popular I am and that I get more mail than most peeps get. BOL.  Anyway, this FABULOUS smelling delivery was from my bestest girl ZONA!  She's such a gorgeous pooch and I love her tons and tons.  I snuffled all over the package because it smelled so heavenly.   Then I got to open it!  Check this out...

 I smell my girlfuriend!

 OMD It's an edible card!  Isn't that wonderful!

 This is really tasty!  Chewy and delish!

Just look at these great stuffies!  A squirrelie and a monkey for me.

I love chasing squirrelies and the monkey will always remind me of my bestest girl.  That's her nickname.  Isn't that the cutest ever?!?  If you don't know Zona, link on over and check her out.  She's the bestest girlfuriend and she's an amazing shopper!

Thanks so much for the goodies, my sweet.  You're so very wonderful to me.
Grr and a Loving Woof,
Sarge, Smitten Boyfuriend

Mr Dell The Sickie Chickie

 Oooooo this doesn't look good!

Oh, my poor Mr Dell!   Talk about one sickly looking fellow.  Yikes.

BTW:
THE FINAL JOKE'S ON YOU!!!!  
IF I'M POSTING THIS TODAY, MY MR DELL'S ALL BETTER!  WOOOOHOOO!
BWAR HAR HAR     Gotcha....and I'm back in blog business.
Gosh I've missed all of you so very much.  I have lots to post about for the next bunch of days!
I'll be around to visit all of you and catch up.

Grr and a Re-Connected Woof,
Sarge, Happy Blogger

Still BLECH to Internet

Hey everyone!
Wow, I'm still working out all the *&^%$#?"> with my Mr Dell!   Some technopeep showed up yesterday so that I could bark like crazy and try to terrify him.  He did bunches of work and things got a ton better, but still not enough to do internet stuff.  So, now Mom's getting a new little gadget thing that might do the trick.  We'll see....I'm not holding my breath.   Anyway, sorry to be gone so long and I miss everyone terribly.  I got a great pressie pack from my Zona Girl and I can't post about it yet!  BOOOOOOO.  Got Mom to do this quick post to update everyone, but she can't do pix and fun stuff.   BACK SOON I HOPE AND I MISS ALL OF YOU!!
Grrrrrrrrrrr and Woof,
Sarge, Disconnected COP

Blech to Internet

Hey everyone!
Wow, this really stinks a bunch, but my internet is all kaphlooey!   Rats.

Mom got this note up at her work, but can't do fancy posts there.  She can comment for me, but not much else.  Please don't forget me...be back as soon as the technical difficulties decide to undifficult themselves.   Boooooooo

Grr and a  {+*)^%$#!%  Woof,
Sarge, COP

Crabby Monday...FloatABoat

Hello Blogville & Toodle-ooo to Turkle!
Beachnut here, once again, to ask everyone WHAT THE HECK IS SHELLDON THINKING THIS TIME?!?!?!?!   Oh my clawd.  She's driving me nuts with all of these crazy adventures.  I like peace and quiet.  Can't a crabby girl get some relaxation around here?!?  Well, check out her latest stunt...

 That's right!  She has coordinated the Shelldon & Beachnut 2012 Regatta.  OMC the surf will be crowded today!

 And here's our crabitat today...filled with boats of every type.  There's Shelldon going sailing!

OMC, I'm stepping up to take a peek and I'm stunned.  What a mess. 

Okay, I  can be a sport...I took a ride In Dry Dock!  Teeheehee.  Not a bad boat, but I sure would rather dip my leggies and claws right into the surf.
Hey, Shelldon: DID YOU FORGET THAT WE'RE MARINE ANNIMALS?!?!?   Shesh.

Well, you can see that she's having a blast on that sailboat.
Me, I'm in the back left corner there reaching up for a way O.U.T. of this mess!  

Shelldon says this is another great event in our crabby lives.  If it catches on, she'll be wanting to do it again next year.  OMC, I gotta think about relocating to a less hectic beach.

Little Pinches,
Shelldon & Beachnut

National Taco Day

Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's so very exciting!!   Yes, today is Jazzi's National Taco Day and I'm so super happy to join all of Blogville to help her celebrate the great occasion.  What a fun and delish idea!

Okay, my peeps set me up with a great pair of supreme tacos!

 Note my perfect technique to remove the lettuce while I munch the yummy meat and cheese and shells!  BWAR HAR HAR   *burp*

 It's a double score of taco drooliferous scrumptiousness!

I know that all of Blogville will be filled with the aroma of taco meat, salsa, spices and slobber!  BOL
Thanks, Jazzi...my very good furiend for sponsoring such a cool event!

Grr and a Drooling Woof,
Sarge, COP