Hey Everyone!
Wow, I have a classic joke for you today!
DOES A BEAR POOP IN THE WOODS??
I DUNNO, BUT HE SURE POOPED IN MY YARD!!!
BWAR HAR HAR
ahem
Okay, maybe you had to be there.
Anyway, some big ole bear took a big ole pooper right by my fenced in yard! The nerve. Now, this is all my territory and I was throwing a huge Sarge tantrum the other night trying to tell my peeps that this insult was happening, but did they listen? Noooooooooo.
They just let that rotten old stinky-crap bear go all kinds of potty on my property. Pttthththt.
So, I can tell you fur sure that a bear does definitely poop in the woods....
and sometimes they just poop any old where they feel like it!
BOL
Have a great and funny weekend, my furiends!
Pee S: I got a comment on 5-1-12 from a new furiend named Bella! Bella if you are out there, I tried to click on your profile so I can contact you, but it won't work. I don't know what's wrong, but if you are still reading, please comment again with your blog addy and I'll try to reach you.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Wow, that's a lot of poop! Watch where you're stepping!
ReplyDeleteThat's some big bear poop your peeps are gonna get to scoop BOL! Wonder if you just throwin a verbal tantrum scared the crap out of him? ;) Um...did you taste it? Does it taste like kitteh cookies? Just wonderin. One of those would be like a whole pile of kitteh cookies ;P
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
HE's BAAAAAAACK... I recognize it.. THAT just has to be the same Bear that Pooped in your FRONT yard. Do you remember when I (Frankie Furter) found the Bear in your yard?
ReplyDeleteGEEE that is so WRONG.. he should go poop in his OWN Pawt of the Woods.. NOT in YOURS.
PEE S... I am glad he didn't do it in your FENCED AREA. THAT would be REALLY SCARY!!!
WOW!!! you should sell that on ebay
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Benny & Lily
I'm glad it was on the other side of the fence. But still it's just not right. And why didn't the peeps listen to you. My MOM doesn't listen to me sometimes but usually it involves a skunk.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
WOW!! Thats one BIG poop!! Funny joke and watch out for that BIG ole bear Sarge!!
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi
You have bears? Oh my!!
ReplyDeleteYour friend,
Murphy
Holy Crap that is some big poops!! You need to bash him Sarge or at least arrest him. There must be a law against pooping in someones yard without permission. Good luck
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Bear Poop Holy Poopers that sounds might scary wary....I get upset when the doggies next door at the vet sneak over on my property and let one loose...but if it were a bear...I'd head for dem hills! PS...tanks for dropping by and I explained what I had for breakfast after my walkie!!
ReplyDeleteOh that's just so nasty of the bear to do that in your yard.
ReplyDeleteHope he don't come back.
Cinnamon
Oh My Dog. Sarge, you have bears near your home??? That is so amazing. Sorry about the poop but, we still think wowza! Hope he doesn't visit when you are outside. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
ReplyDeleteHEY SARGE.... do you suppose there are such thingys as ... BEAR POOP Bags?
ReplyDeleteI think the bear SHOULD have picked up his/her poops.. don't YOU???
A bear pooped on your property?
ReplyDeleteThe nerve! You should have cuffed that bear and lead the way to your local jail!
Stewey
Wowzers!!!! That is huge. So we gather bears don't have to abide by the "bag your poop" rules? BOL
ReplyDeleteHappy Cinco de Mayo!
Woos - Phantom,Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh-oh!
ReplyDeleteThe nerve of that bear!
Aaaand.... did you find a bag big enough to pick it up??
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
That's a big poop! The nerve!
ReplyDeleteDachshund Nola
Woof! Woof! That's HUGE!!! Pooop! Lots of Golden ALOHA n Woofs, Sugar
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