My Peep Is A Flake...first up

Hey Everyone!

Wow, it's finally time for My Peep Is A Flake!   Yeahhhhhhhh.

Frankie came up with this cool idea and I am co-hosting along with Road Dogs.

So, here's my first Peep Flake post.  Of course, Mom's up first 'cause she's way flakier than Dad.

My Mom's a flake because she has no memory.  That's right, sports fans!  No memory at all.  Never has.  She can't even blame this on getting old...she's never had a memory. What's flakey about that you ask...well, she WAY OVERCOMPENSATES!  She obsessively keeps notes...everywhere...

all the time!  BOL

This is the drawer under Mr Dell.  Note there are 2 paperpads and 1 calendar.

This is the phone shelf above the car keys.  Check out the notepad.  This is no more than 3 feet away from Mr Dell's drawer.

This is the drawer in Mom's endtable.   Check out the overabundance of notepads.

She has millions of them.  They are a favorite gift for her because everyone knows she needs them.

She also obsessively picks them up everywhere she goes.   (Klepto?)

Now, this is the back of Mom's beloved car.  Note the Road Dogs bumperstickers!

Boy, I think Mom's beloved Ru needs a bath...really badly!  BWAR HAR HAR.
The reason I'm showing the Ru is because:

Yup, you guessed it!  Look above the visor.  Check out the notepad and pen.  She knows full well that if she has an important thought (ahem) going down the road, she'll never remember it when she gets home!   BOL

On the odd (fat) chance that she doesn't have a notepad nearby (ahem again), she'll write on her hand. 


So there you go.  Talk about going OVERBOARD!  There is major compensation happening here. 
She always says..."If you tell me something and you don't see me write it down...better tell me again!"
BTW:  You probably can't tell, but in the pix of the notepad on the phone shelf, the page is torn in half.  Now, here's more Flake Proof...Mom's obsessive in her note taking, but she's also a true Tree Hugger.  So if she makes a small note, she does it at the bottom of the sheet, then tears it off and uses the top half next time.  WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!   She's got a gazillion of these, yet insists on using half-torn-off sheets all the time.  Oh, boy. 
BWAR HAR HAR.   Tune in next Peep Flake post for the dirt on Dad!

Remember:  To pawticipate, simply create your own My Peep Is A Flake post, then comment on my blog, Frankie's blog, Road Dogs' blog and the Blogville Community Calendar.  Why all three?  So that there is no chance we miss your post and your name.  If you don't comment on all four blogs, your name will not be in the big drawing.  We have three pawesome pressies to give away.  Deadline is 1-7-12 at midnight ET and the winners will be announced on 1-11-12.

Enjoy the event!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP