Community Safety Week...Traffic Safety Number One

Hey Everyone!  WELCOME TO BLOGVILLE SAFETY WEEK!

Wow, we have some really amazing things to share with you this week.  Some serious, some funny, some helpful and some just entertaining.  We hope you enjoy them all.  Here is a list of all of the events and links to find them.

Deputy Zona:  Trick-or-Treat Safety
Chief Investigator Pip:  Identity Theft
Deputy Bert:  Search and Rescue
Fire Chief Bucky:  Parade
Nurse Maggie Mae:  First Aid and Food Poisons
Civilian Desk Clerk Mona:  Plant Poisons
Road Dogs:  Transportation to all Events
Me:  Traffic Safety

So:  My Traffic Safety Event will be presented in three parts:

First:  Chasing Cars

Second:  Travelling
Third:  Moving Vehicles

Part One:  CHASING CARS

Chasing Cars is near and dear to many of our hearts.  This can be a great sport, fabulous exercise and really entertaining!  One problem…it’s incredibly DANGEROUS!

Seriously, this sport is not for the faint hearted.  I have been studying this situation and doing extensive research and I have formulated several preferred methods for getting the maximum excitement with no risk to life and paw.

Method A:  The simulator.

Sure, it lacks the cardio aerobic benefits, but it is definitely safe.  Just don’t fall off your puter chair!   BWAR HAR HAR

Method B:  Fight Fire with Fire.

Well, this one is safe too…as long as you can steer and still reach the pedals!  BWAR HAR HAR  But it also is missing the exercise potential while you're behind the wheel.

Method C:  THE SARGE WAY.

First, get your chauffeur in the driver's seat and get your bearings...

Then.....GET CHASING!!   WOOOHOOOOOO!

This is the preferred tactic for chasing cars.   It provides action and exercise, yet from inside another moving car there is no danger of getting your tootsies squashed.  Let your peeps drive you and you’re in business! 

This concludes the first installment of my Traffic Safety series.  Tune back in for more later this week. 

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP