Snicker Saturday - Christmas Edition

Hey everyone!   Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all of my bestest doggie bloggie furiends!  I love all of you!   Here is your holiday har har.  It could almost be a Silent (night) Saturday, because for this one the pix speak for themselves.  I do my best to help around the house, but alas, no thumbs.  Here are my attempts to help my peeps this holiday.  Enjoy the chuckle:

Um....

Oops...

Hey, what are you all yelling about?

That's it...I'm outa here...

Grr and a Festive Woof,

Sarge, COP

Sarge COP

Hey everyone!    Did you all hear that Mayor Frankie has been filling cabinet posts and other positions of impawtance here in doggie bloggie land??   It's a lot of fun.   I have been honored by the request for me to serve as Blogville's Chief of Police!   Can you believe it???   My first real K9 cop job, right here in bloggie land...our very own home town!   I'm soooo excited I can't stop waggin' and wigglin'.   I'll serve with honor and distinction and pawmise to wipe out all crime and deal with disturbances from criminal critters whenever possible.  Just let me know if there is any work to be done and I'm on it!

Here's my dad back when he was a really big Sarge, directing traffic.  I've been studying!

This isn't my real uniform, but I'm practicing shore patrol here from Frankie's boat.
Some other time I'll sport my bestest cop dog K9 bandana in a post for everyone to see.  It's way cool and best for me whenever I'm on duty.

Anyway, I'm honored to be your Chief of Police (COP).

Grr and a Dedicated Woof,
Sarge, COP

Snicker Saturday - The Fake Out

Hey everyone!  Happy Snicker Saturday!    Well, this snick is on me...again...sort of.   I gotta say in my defense that it took Mom and Dad about a year to figure this out, but when they sit at their table to eat, they get a front row seat to all the critters that like to invade my territory.  They can see out the window onto my deck where the birdies, squirrels, racoons, flying squirrels, etc all come to eat seeds.  This, of course, drives my K9 cop self absolutely bonkers!  Invaders!!  So, every time they would get to Ohh-ing and Awe-ing about some other critter on my deck, I'd run to the window with my best Grrr, Woof, Leap, Jump and fit-throw to chase them all away.  The snicker on my peeps is that they seemed to think I had some super K9 senses to hear or smell these invaders...then one day...much, much later, they finally caught on that I just watched them.  Whenever they get excited and point out the window, I knew it was my cue to charge!  BOL BWAR  Now, I do have super K9 senses, but not that good.  Well, that was the last of my fun at their expense, because now that they are onto me...they take horrible advantage of my cop-dog self.  Now they just periodically point and act excited so I will run to the door...alas for no reason at all.  Then they just snicker at my forlorn self.  I just can't help it...I get had over and over, but  can't resist the bait just in case there might really be another invader!    [THIS IS THE POINT IN THIS POST WHERE ALL OF YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO SNICKER AT MY EXPENSE..GO AHEAD, IT'S OKAY.]  Anyway, that's a long story, but you sorta get  double snicker this way.  My peeps were really slow to catch on, and now I get the frequent fake-out.  Oh well, our entertainment value remains high.  Enjoy your snicker and here are some pix of the action:

Here's the view from the table in the kitchen.

I did my job and ran to the door...alas, nothing there.  Teeheees from my peeps.

I'll always charge...sometimes there are invaders in need of a scolding!!

Happy Snicker Saturday,

Grr and Woof,

Sarge,  COP  (Chief Of Police)

Friday Fun - My Stick

Hey everyone!   Happy Friday!

Wow, we've gotten a ton of fluffy, white, fabulous SNOW!!!
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I love it!!!    It's the softest way for me to make huuuuuge leaps for my favorite stick.   After Mom and Dad clean their driveway (yuck), I always get some serious stick time.   Here are the pix:
Yeeeeehaaaaaa!

WOW!  What fun!!                

More, more, more, more, more!                

Ooops!   This is a different kind of stick....I don't think I was supposed to grab this one, but what the heck, it's the Christmas season!!  Santa will understand....I hope!

Grr and Woof,

Sarge

Snicker Saturday - My Favoritest Teehee

Hey everyone!   Happy Snicker Saturday.
Well, most of my friends have heard me talk about my most favoritest thing to do to Dad.  Yes, that's right, it's my daily ritual of sneaking into the bedroom when he isn't looking....then wallowing over and slurping up his pillow.  This is the very best!!  I drool and lick until his pillow is absolutely dripping and soaked.  I tell you, there's nothing else I like better.  He claims to hate this, but I know he secretly loves it.  Mom definitely enjoys it...so I continue this mission.  Shhhhh, don't tell, but sometimes Mom even helps me sneak into the room!  BOL HAR BWAR HAR   Sometimes I even have to sneak around Dad a bunch before I get my chance.  If nothing else, I'll wait until he is, um, occupied (ahem) in the bathroom...then make a break for it!  Anyway, here are pix that Mom took of this bestest snicker in action:

Leaping into Action!  Feet off the floor!

Pulling back those covers!  Grrr!         

Wallow and slurp!!!             

Ahhhh!   This is the best ever!!

Mission accomplished.   BOL BOL BWAR HAR BOL HAR TEEHEE!

Dad will be soooooo happy that I did this for him.  :)

What have you done today to give your peeps a chuckle??

Grr and an Amused Woof,

Sarge



Bestest Scritches

Hey everyone!   Happy Friday!

I bet all of us have the bestest people-peeps in the world.  I know Mom and Dad are the greatest.  They take pretty darn good care of me.  Obviously, I could always use more walks, stick throws, treats and etc.  Hey, can't we all??  But, overall I give them an A+ for doggie care.     Here's a sample of Mom's bestest scritching.  I'm pretty fond of chin scritches, but these ear scritches of hers are a close second...

First, she gives my ears the double thumb rubbies...

Then, the flap scritches...  Man o man is this the bestest. 

I guess you can probably tell how much I'm lovin' this.

See how grateful I look?!?!   More please...

I bet some of you in doggie bloggie land have your favorite scritches too.  Our peeps are the best.

Grr and a Contented Woof,

Sarge

Snicker Saturday - Jokes on Everyone

Hey everyone!    Well, it's Snicker Saturday time again.  I just love telling ha ha's on Mom and Dad and myself...or even a good joke.   Here's today's installment of your Saturday chuckle.

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BWAR HAR WAROO BWAR HAR HAR.    Gotcha!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge