Here's your chuckle for the day...this time on my Mom.
You know our people don't always have it all together. My Mom is like that. Mostly she's pretty cool, but some things she just doesn't get....so....I have sent her off for training! I want her to improve her skills such as dog walking, stick throwing, treat giving, and general pet attention. This is her job. She gets green papers for her other job, but that doesn't really count. So here's the funny part. I sent her for a whole week to be trained and this is the kind of paperwork she brought back...please note all of the red ink marks. Obviously, improvement is still needed.
My Mamaw will recognize the red marks. I don't understand all of the rest of it, but I'm sure it relates to methods of enhancing a dog's world. Anyway, she did so badly that I'm sending her back again for three more days this week. Maybe some of this will sink in! I need more treats, more scratches, more walks, more stick time, more yummies, well...you get the idea! Send them all off to school till they get it right!
Grr and a Persistent Woof,
Sarge
Oh my! You definitely have some work to do on her! Maybe you should give her remedial training this weekend!
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My Mom says... your mom did grrrreat. HA what does SHE know... She Betired from the teaching thingy and has furgoted everythingy that she evers did know about.
ReplyDeleteI (Frankie Furter) say... your mom is almost a Dawg School DROP OUT. I see all that red stuffs... You are RIGHT... SHE needs MUCH more training.. ESpecially since she is gonna be coming to MY house soon and... I want her to know how to TREAT me. hehehehe
Sarge, you are so clever! I need to get my mom signed up for some of those classes!!
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Zona
PeeS: I'm wearing my Sarge Bandanna today!
Wow that's a lot of acronyms. I don't know what most of them mean but I'm pretty sure they forgot the "T" in between the "W" and the "F" in "WF".
ReplyDeleteOh moms the same, she would have come back with fail writen across it!!! At least she is trying :)
ReplyDeleteSee Yea George xxx
We didn't even understand those questions!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs long as she knows the basics: food, treats, walks, scratching and allowing you on all furniture. It'll be okay.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Sarge, it looks like a hard test! Lots of math stuffs :(
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could help your mom study!!
Wyatt
Yeah, I definitely think your mom might need a little more schooling! How smart of you to think of getting her some training in how to take care of you.
ReplyDeleteI'm going back to school in January and I'm afraid my paper will be covered in red marks when I get them back - especially in math class!
What is she learning anyway? It doesn't look like dog stuff to me? Maybe you sent her to the wrong school!!!
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Minnie and Mack
Good lukhk with THAT -
ReplyDeleteHumans rekhwire LOTS AND LOTS of training!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh that's funny - my mom is a little slow when it comes to filling out forms and paperwork, too!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Hi, Sarge!
ReplyDeleteOh-oh! Interesting questions in that paper (?)!
My mom is taking a course... and she is afraid she will have lots of red marks on her exam at the end!
Happy weekend!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hey, Sarge - thanks for the idea! I gotta get my mom into school, she really, really needs it. And she'd get a lot of red marks, too!
ReplyDeleteLook at all those red marks. You are going to make sure she studies hard. I have heard that long walkies help to cement learnings into the human brain.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango