October 16, 2010

Snicker Saturday -GRRR

Happy Saturday, everyone.

Here's your chuckle for the day...this time at my expense.  I don't mind sharing a BOL even with me as the target.   Here's how it happened:

So last night I wake up from a productive nap and all of a sudden I sense a strange presence in my living room.  High alert and on duty!   First, I stalked it...    Then I gave it my best K9 Grrrrrrrrrrr...    Then I hit it with my most business-like BARK.      Well, you won't believe this, but it wasn't even the least bit nervous and it definitely didn't run.  WHAT???    Okay, so I go through the whole routine again.   Stalk...Grrrr...BARK.   Nothing.     So then, my Mom walked right up to this lumpy human/creature thingy on our couch and.....wait for it....she touched it!    GASP   I went into full berzerk mode then.  All out attack with everything I had in me.    This is the scene:

                                                   ROWR ROWR ROWR GRRRRRR
                                                                   Very Brave!

So, then the punchline...  ahem.
Mom picked up the top thingy, and yes, these are my Dad's clothes.  Oh, Mom and Dad were practically rolling on the floor.  Here I was ready to throw down my life to attack this horrid thing...but alas, it was a hat and coveralls.   BOL BOL   HARHARAHRHARHARHARHAR.  

Sorta made me look like one of these:


Grr and Woof,
Sarge

18 comments:

  1. Frankie Furter and ErnieOctober 16, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    Yeah Well now we all have had this kinda thingy happen. While we are busy nappin' the crazy Peeps.. go and put some Wild and Scary stuff where it Does NOT belong.. and then we get the furs scared off us.
    Glad that it was nothing Worse than Your Dad's Hunting Stuffs. WHEW!!!

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  2. Road Dog TalesOctober 16, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Sarge - It takes a mighty big dog to be able to laugh at himself! That's pretty funny, but hey, at least they know your "on the job."

    The Road Dogs

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  3. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥October 16, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    That is pretty funny, Sarge, but at least you had good intentions - protecting the family from that evil critter:)

    Happy Weekend.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  4. Maggie Mae and MaxOctober 16, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    OoH Sarge,

    I protected my mom from a rake a few days ago...so I know how you feels. ;)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  5. NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog!October 16, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    It was a monthly drill of your preparedness!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  6. Bella Roxy & MacduiOctober 16, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    You can NEVER be too sure..there are a lot of dangerous things around.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  7. The Daily Pip October 16, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    You are funny, Sarge! My feline sister does this all the time (not that I am comparing you to a cat!)

    Your pal, Pip

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  8. Two French BulldogsOctober 16, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    Good job. We would have screamed at that thing too
    Benny & Lily

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  9. DexterOctober 16, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    Sarge! You were right to be cautious. You never know what might happen. One time momma tried to make me get in the mastiff mobile when the back was full of those scary cloth shopping bags! I would NOT get in.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  10. houndstoothOctober 16, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    LMTO! Oh Sarge, Morgan feels your pain! She's been under attack by the air freshener this week! Tee hee!

    Bunny

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  11. Lola and also Franklin, tooOctober 16, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    OK, but the point is, you were ready and willing, weren't you? You were going to protect your family from whatever was out there - be it an intruder or laundry. Hold your tail up high, Sarge. You did well.

    lotsa licks, Lola

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  12. sprinklesOctober 16, 2010 at 10:51 PM

    You're a big man to admit something like that in such a public setting, Sarge!

    I can't believe your family laughed at you for trying to protect them from that "thing."

    My Shiver scares easily so I could totally see him doing something like this.

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  13. Those Elgin PugsOctober 16, 2010 at 11:42 PM

    hee hees...

    yous just trying to be's pawtechtive of yous family!! It's okay Sarge!! Same ting happens to us all 'da time... yep.. sure.. just 'da other day.. my sister IzZY attacked a pair of Daddy's socks... while 'dey still on his feets... ha ha!!

    Happy Saturday!!
    Josie

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  14. WyattOctober 16, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    Don't feel too bad, Sarge. I spend a lot of time protecting my family from bath towels and light fixtures!

    Wyatt

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  15. AlienOctober 17, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    Actually, I was hiding under the hat but you scared me.

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  16. LorenzaOctober 17, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    Hi, Sarge!
    Sure it was a funny episode!
    I wish I was there to see it!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  17. the booker manOctober 17, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    sarge,
    it's good to be able to giggle at yourself, so no worries! :) besides, you were just tryin' to make sure everybuddy was safe 'n secure! who knows what that lumpy thingie could have been? it could have been a C-A-T in disguise or somethingie like that. egads!

    *woof*
    the booker man

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  18. ZonaOctober 19, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    You are so brave, Sarge! Better to be safe and go on alert than ignore it. There could have been a squirrel hiding under there!! Plus I bet it smelled all kinds of strange. My papa's hunting clothes have some interesting smells.

    Wags,
    Zona

    PeeS: I think you're way cuter than those donkeys... and I think they're pretty cute to begin with!

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